Sloth
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Definitions For Parents
in JokesDefinitions For Parents ———————————————————– DUMB WAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: What you call…
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French Polisher
in JokesOne day an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him. The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked, “How sure are ya that she is gonna kill ya? Did she threaten to kill ya?” “No,” replied the…
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Stupid People
in JokesDavid Posman, 33, was arrested recently in Providence, Rhode Island, after allegedly knocking out an armored car driver and stealing the closest four bags of money. It turned out they contained $800 in PENNIES, weighed 30 pounds each, and slowed him to a stagger during his getaway so that police officers easily jumped him from…
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Ribbet
in JokesA kindergarden teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog. She inquired as to whether it was dead or alive. “Dead,” she was informed. “How do you know?” she asked. “Because I pissed in his ear,” said the child innocently. “You did WHAT?” squealed the teacher in surprise. “You know,” explained the…
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Good Morning, Sisters
in JokesA young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast. On his way there, two nuns look at him and he says, “Good morning, Sisters,” and they reply, “You got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.” This stuns the priest, who thought he had been very polite, but he…
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Two Lefties
in JokesA man with two left feet walked into a shoe store and asked, ” Do you have any flip-flips?”
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Trabant II
in JokesDid you know they have Knight Rider in the GDR? It’s a Trabant with a pocket calculator!
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Happy Birthday Song
in JokesI know this might be a little on the stupid side but I think it’s funny… Happy Birthday to you.. You live in a zoo.. You smell like a monkey.. And you look like one too..
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As Scrooge Said – Bumhug!
in Jokes“There is only one pretty child in the world and every parent has it.” – Chinese Proverb. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes. The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.