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  • Cow

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    Knock, Knock Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly! Cows go moo!

  • The Sea

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    A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on “The Sea.” Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the comments that were funny and some that were sad. Here are some of them. The kids were all aged…

  • Zombie Lingo

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    We all know that a good old fashioned zombie says “Braaaaiiiiins!” But what would these zombies say? A Vegan Zombie – “Graaaaaiiiiins!” A 1940’s Mobster Zombie – “Daaaaaaames!” A Michael Jordan Zombie – “Haaaaaayynes!” A Vampire Zombie – “Veeeeeeeiiiiins!” A Masochistic Zombie – “Paaaaaiiiiiins!” A Maid Zombie – “Staaaaaiiiins!”

  • tv’s

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    Yo Dad said to yo mama, “We’re getting a color TV!” and yo mama asked, “What color?”

  • A Meeting With the Board

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    After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service. The first man to arrive was a stranger. “You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board,” said the minister. “I know,” said the man. “If there is anyone here more bored than…

  • Letter to Bill Gates

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    Blond’s Letter to Bill Gates Dear Mr. Bill Gates, This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in…

  • Amazing Facts 10

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    # The original reason for tablecloths was as a towel to wipe one’s fingers and hands on after eating # Mount Everest moves approximately 2.4 inches (10 cm) in a Northeasterly direction every year # Mickey Mouse has four fingers on each hand # The bark of a redwood tree is fireproof. Fires that occur…

  • Okay, You Can Go

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    A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sport car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. “What does it look like?” she finally…

  • What’s Kermit the Frog’s Middle Name?

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    What is Kermit the Frog’s middle name? The.

  • Lamp

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    One day, Little Johnny’s teacher asked the class “Children, who can answer this question, please raise your hand!” “Mention things you can suck!” “Ice cream, mam!” Little Jane answered. “Good, Jane.” the teacher said, “Anyone else?” “It’s a lollipop!” said Little Steven. “Very good, now it’s your turn Johnny!” the teacher said. Little Johnny, sitting…

  • Why Isn’t God Helping Us?

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    Why isn’t God helping us? Some people ask this question. Well, here’s an answer. Billy Graham’s daughter was being interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her “How could God let something like this happen?” Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said “I believe that God is deeply saddened…

  • BLONDES PAYBACK TIME.

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    For all you Blonde ladies out there. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them