Sloth
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Lamp
in JokesOne day, Little Johnny’s teacher asked the class “Children, who can answer this question, please raise your hand!” “Mention things you can suck!” “Ice cream, mam!” Little Jane answered. “Good, Jane.” the teacher said, “Anyone else?” “It’s a lollipop!” said Little Steven. “Very good, now it’s your turn Johnny!” the teacher said. Little Johnny, sitting…
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Why Isn’t God Helping Us?
in JokesWhy isn’t God helping us? Some people ask this question. Well, here’s an answer. Billy Graham’s daughter was being interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her “How could God let something like this happen?” Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said “I believe that God is deeply saddened…
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BLONDES PAYBACK TIME.
in JokesFor all you Blonde ladies out there. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them
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A Big Game Hunter
in JokesA big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to…
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Court
in JokesMary Louise Gilman, editor of the National Shorthand Reporter has collected many of the more hilarious courtroom bloopers in two books – Humor in the Court (1977) and More Humor in the Court, published a few months ago. From Mrs. Gilman’s two volumes, here are some transquips: Q. What is your brother-in-law’s name? A. Borofkin.…
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Inappropriate Language
in JokesA group of nuns was traveling in a car when it had a flat tire. They got out and attempted to change it, but being rather unworldly, they had no idea how to go about it. Fortunately, a truck came along and the driver offered to change it for them. They gratefully accepted. As the…
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Why are Democrats Better…
in JokesWhy are Democrats better than Republicans in bed? You’ve never heard of getting a good piece of elephant, have you?
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Lower Sex Drive?
in JokesA 97 year old man goes into his doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.” “Sir”, replied the doctor, “You’re 97. Don’t you think your sex drive is all in your head?” “You’re damned right it is!” replied the old man. “That’s why I want it lowered!”
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Elderly Couple
in JokesAn elderly couple was having a conversation, and the wife asked her husband a simple question :- “Boxers or briefs?” Her husband replied :- “Depends.”
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The Pooltable Blonde
in JokesBlondes are like pool tables – every time you put a dollar in, she’ll rack your balls.
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A Really Boring Person
in JokesYou know that you’re a really boring person when someone steals your identity and then tries to give it back.