Sloth
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Stress Mangement Technique
in JokesJust in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile . . . 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a…
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Gynecologists
in JokesWhy do Gynecologists retire at a younger age that other doctors? They get tunnel vision!
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Three Friends
in JokesThree friends a surgeon, an engineer, and a politician were discussing which of their professions was the oldest. The surgeon said “Eve was created from Adam’s rib, a surgical procedure.” The engineer replied: “Before Adam and Eve, order was created out of chaos, and that was an engineering job.” The politician said, “Yes, but who…
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Caught in the Act
in JokesA boy was playing internet games on Yahoo. Finding it hilarious, he had named himself “emilycheesehotchick”. One time, while playing pool, his opponent messaged to him “Want to have cyber sex…?” Curiousity took over him, and so he replied “Sure!”. Thus followed a hot and mostly one-sided cyber sex, when all of a sudden, his…
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Billy’s Mom
in JokesOne day little Billy was walking past his mother’s room when he heard strange noises. He opened thecracked the door, and looked in. He saw his mother laying naked on the bed rubbing her hands all over her joke moaning “I need a man! I need a man!” A couple of days later as he…
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Seniors
in JokesAt 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.…
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Headlines II
in JokesThese are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice Fund Set Up for Beating Victim’s Kin Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy Autos Killing 110 a Day – Let’s Resolve to Do Better 20-Year Friendship Ends…
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Exam
in JokesA pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young…