Sloth
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Best Pitch of Your Life
in JokesWith a lousy year under his belt a tractor salesman was traveling down a dusty back road in Iowa, when he came across a farmer working his field with an old, broken down tractor. He jumped out of his truck and gave his best sales pitch to the old guy. The farmer stroked his chin…
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How to Confuse a Redneck
in JokesHow do you confuse a redneck Ask him a question that is not about NASCAR.
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Four Football Fans
in JokesFour football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: a Patriots fan, a Falcons fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most “die-hard” fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Patriots fan proclaimed to the other three……
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That Settles It!
in JokesPete and Mick were in court and standing before the judge. “Why can’t this case be settled out of court?” the judge asked. Pete looked up at the judge and said, “That’s what we were trying to do, your honour, when the police interfered.”
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“man” Jokez..n a Boy Joke..
in Jokes“Man” jokez..n a boy joke.. A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the things of life, and his own personal problems. He couldn’t find the answers so he sought help from God. “God, God, you there God?” he asked. “Yes, what is it my son?” God answered. “I have a few questions; mind…
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Go To Heaven
in JokesFather Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do, Father.” The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the priest asked the second man, “Do you want to got to heaven?” “Certainly, Father,”…
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Some More oneliners
in JokesI bought a book called “How to Hug,” and when I got it home, found it was volume 7 of an encyclopedia. I phoned the gym, and asked if they could teach me to do the splits. The girl asked if I was flexible, and I said I couldn’t do Tuesdays.
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Poop Shut Up and Manners
in JokesOne day a couple of kids named “Poop”, “Shut-Up”, and “Manners” were on a bus. All of a sudden Poop falls out of the window! Manners jumps out of the bus to save him. So, Shut-Up runs to the bus driver to get some help. The bus driver asks him, “What’s your name?!” “Shut-Up.” At…
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One Day, Huh?
in JokesIf I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my Social Studies class; it would seem so much longer.
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Pun-damentals of Punning!
in JokesRelish today, ketchup tomorrow! A hamburger walks into the bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.” I wanted to be a mime, but I talked myself out of it. Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.