Sloth
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Battle of Wits
in JokesMaurice has a business appointment, and he arrives a little early. The receptionist points to a comfortable easy chair and asks him to be seated for a while. Maurice settles down, picks up a glossy magazine opens it, and tries to read. However, he finds that he cannot concentrate because he is distracted due to…
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Site Content
in JokesOur web site will contain, among other things, bulletin board services, discussion forums, ratings, and other communication tools common to such web sites. Much of the content on this site is provided by the users of this site. This site has no responsibility for such content and is providing access to all content as a…
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How Can One Person Make So Many Mistakes…
in JokesTeacher: Alfred, how can one person make so many mistakes in one day? Alfred: I get up early.
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A Night to Remember
in JokesA wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, however, the wife wasn’t having a good…
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You Couldn’t Make It Up III
in JokesI was in McDonald’s one time when the lady in front of me ordered a cheeseburger and requested no cheese. Now I don’t know about you, but that sounds like a hamburger to me. Many years ago I worked in a delicatessen. The assistant manager had burnt something in the oven and smoke was pouring…
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PEPSI COMMERCIAL
in JokesQ> Why did Pepsi hire Michael Jackson to do commercials again? A> Because they wanted someone to suck that little boy back out of the bottle.
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Hanging Right
in JokesAn attorney got home late one evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for his client, Wilbur Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the state governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed. As soon…
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Caution…Blonde X-ing
in JokesQ: What did the blonde say when she crossed the road? A: Hey! How’d I get over here?
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The Fabric of Our Lives
in JokesA Unitarian Universalist walks into a fabric store and asks the clerk for nine yards of material. The clerk asks, “What are you going to make?” The UU says, “I’m making a nightgown for myself as a present for my husband.” The clerk says, “But nine yards is way too much material for a nightgown.”…