5W1H boo!

Sloth

  • #15 Redneck

    in

    You might be a redneck if you’ve ever watched a tornado from a lawn chair.

  • Is That Too Much To Ask?

    in

    Sarah’s grandson is playing in the water, while she is standing on the beach not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly over the spot where the boy is in the ocean. The water recedes and the boy is no longer there.…

  • On Cows and Government

    in

    On Cows and Government FEUDALISM You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk PURE SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.…

  • Indistinct

    in

    where one places dirty dishes (in the sink)

  • Target

    in

    I tried to walk into Target one day… I missed

  • New Born Babe

    in

    Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break time and one turns to the other saying, “Slim, I’m 73 years old and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age; how do you feel?” Slim says, “I feel just like a new born babe.” Rather amazed at…

  • Ole and Sven

    in

    Ole and Sven are neighbors in Minnesota. Ole is in need of a new milk cow. He hears about a nice one for sale over the border in Wisconsin. He drives over to Wisconsin, looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teat and pulls, the…

  • You Know You’re a Redneck When . . .

    in

    Someone approaches you to say hi and your immediate response is, “You bet I am!”

  • How Women Think About Sex

    in

    How women think about sex: At 8, ignore it. At 18, experience it. At 28, look for it. At 38, ask for it. At 48, beg for it. At 58, pay for it. At 68, pray for it. At 78, forget it.

  • “What’s Up, Doc?”

    in

    A doctor one day was accidentally cut rather badly on the leg. He went to an operating theatre and started to stitch his own leg up, using a local anaesthetic. While doing this, a colleague came into the room, and offered to help. The first doctor thanked him, but said he would carry on himself.…

  • So sad..

    in

    A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. The bartender asked, “What’s the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?” The man said, “We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn’t going to speak to me for a month.” The bartender said, “That…

  • Whole Buncha Insults!

    in

    If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. If you don’t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately. Is your name Laryngitis? You’re a pain in the neck. Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people’s hair.…