Sloth
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Adopt an NBA Player
in JokesTHE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It’s just not right. Hundreds of basketball players in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level!…
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Took Him For a Ride
in JokesHospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly…
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Why Does a Chicken Cross the Street?
in JokesWhy does a chicken cross the street? Because it wants to get on the other side!
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Can You Understand Binary?
in JokesThere are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who can do binary and those who can’t.
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Sex Change
in JokesWhat is the medical term for a woman getting a sex change? An adadictomy (add-a-dick-to-me)
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Mystery Writers
in JokesHow many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two- One to screw in the idea, and one to give it a suprising twist at the end.
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Car Salesmen
in JokesQ. How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb? A. I’m just going to work this out on my calculator, and I think you’re going to be pleasantly surprised.