Sloth
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Yo Momma’s Teeth…
in JokesYo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs. Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Yo mama’s got one tooth and people call her chomper. Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue…
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Cement Cuddlers
in JokesWARNING: This describes the cruel, mental torture of innocent toy store employees. Readers under the age of 13 should be accompanied by an adult. An “Anti-shopping” Trip with the Los Angeles Cacophony Society by Rev. Al I had been thinking for a long time about making cement filled teddy bears. I wasn’t exactly sure why.…
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Mouse Balls
in JokesThis apparently was a real memo sent at a computer company to its employees in all seriousness. This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem. The author of this memo was quite serious. The engineers rolled on the floor. “Mouse Balls” Mouse balls are…
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Things You Don’t Want to Hear in the Airport
in Jokes10.) “We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding will start at twenty dollars.” 9.) “I’m sorry madam, but we cannot allow you to bring your cat on board. We don’t yet know the effects of high radiation on our feline friends. And we are required to check your bags.” 8.) “Yes sir,…
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What Did the Bra Say…
in JokesWhat’ did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll give these two a lift.
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911 Number
in JokesShortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot. The horrified nurse said, “Why didn’t you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?” The lady said, “My…
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John Deere
in JokesYou’re probably a redneck if……………….. During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your John Deere hat fell off.