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  • Weird Facts XV

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    2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers. Most people hear better with their right ear. animals that lay eggs don’t have belly buttons. Honey bees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.

  • Lots of Jokes (3)

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    Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? A. The joystick is wet. Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? A. To keep their ankles warm. Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter. Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick? A. The brick doesn’t…

  • Are We There Yet?

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    The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so she’d pipe up, “Have we reached Oriskany Falls yet, sonny?” “No, lady, not yet; I’ll let you know,” he replied, time after time. The hours passed, the old woman kept asking for Oriskany Falls, and finally the little town…

  • Jesus is Everywhere

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    A Little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, “Mama, I don’t want to go out there. It’s dark.” The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. “You don’t have…

  • Hey, Wait A Sec!!!

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    One afternoon a blonde walked into a small store. The store was having a special on CD players. She walked up to a CD player, then picked it up, and proceeded to the front counter, where she asked two employees what the price was. The two men looked at each other, and one of them…

  • Elvis Lives?

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    Father O’Malley has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, he decides to take a vacation. He’s never been married and is curious about what Americans endure in everyday life, so he decides to go to the States before it’s too late. He hops on a Nevada bound plane and arrives at…

  • Handshake

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    Yo mama is so fat, when someone wants to shake her hand she has to give directions!

  • Better to BE

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    Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

  • Yo Momma So Fat&pale

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    Yo momma is so fat and so pale white, when they landed on her they said “This is one small step for man, and one fat leap for mankind!”

  • Circuits of Blonds

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    How many stupid blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two – one to stand inside the bath, the other to pass the hair dryer.

  • Bush’s Bills

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    President Bush looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approaching him. “What is it now?” sighs the president. “It’s this abortion bill,” replies the aide. “What do you want to do about it?” “Go ahead and pay it,” says the president.

  • Two Vultures Board an Airplane…

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    Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”