Sloth
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Three Best Things in Life
in JokesThe three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the few opportunities in life where you get to experience all three at the same time. (Author unknown, but someone who’s been there)
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School Bus
in JokesYo momma is so fat she was runing in the street with a yellow raincoat and the kids thougth they mised the bus.
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Where are You, Danny?
in Jokes“Oh, No!” he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewhere amid the overwhelming destruction he would find his 16-year-old son. Only the slim hope of finding…
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The Smart Horse
in JokesThere was once a very smart horse. Anything that was shown him, he mastered easily, until one day, his teachers tried to teach him about rectangular coordinates and he couldn’t understand them. All the horse’s acquaintances and friends tried to figure out what was the matter and couldn’t. Then a new guy looked at the…
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Jesse Jackson
in JokesJesse Jackson is visiting a primary school and he visits one of the classes. They’re in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the “Rev” Jackson if he would like to lead the discussion on the word “tragedy.” So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example…
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Coming Shortly
in JokesOperator: “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your …” Customer: “Halloo, can I order?” Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?” Customer: “It’s eh …, hold on … 698-45-54610 …” Operator : “OK… you’re … Mr Steven Huckleberry and you’re calling from 17 Retief Str. Your home…
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Texas
in JokesIt was the first day of school and this girl’s teacher asked her what her name was. She said “Texas.” The teacher said, “Haha, no really, what’s your name?” and the girl said, “Texas,” so the teacher said, “Go to the principal’s office.” The principal said, “What’s your name?” She replied, “Texas.” He said, “Funny,…
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Peeper Plummets
in JokesA Mexican jail guard died from an excess of zeal while supervising an inmate’s conjugal visit. Raul Zarate Diaz was closely watching his charge from the roof of the prison when he tripped over an air vent, crashed through the skylight, and fell 23 feet to land beside the bed where the inmate and his…