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  • If Men Got Pregnant

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    1. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s number one health problem. 2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay. 3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective. 6. Men would be eager…

  • Haha

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    your mom is like paris hilton … a dirty whore

  • Over 50

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    A husband and wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and says, “Honey,do you remember this?” He looks up at her and says, “Yes dear, I do. You wore that same…

  • Ironing

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    Yo momma is so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the street.

  • Dumb C.E.O

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    One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help. “Yes!” he says looking and sounding relieved, “This is very important.” Glad to help, she…

  • Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

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    – Save the whales. Collect the whole set. – A day without sunshine is like…night. – On the other hand, you have different fingers – 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. – 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. – Remember, half the people you know are…

  • Delete Your Enemies

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    Henry: Oh my enemies makes me so mad I want to kill them! Phil: I can help you with that. Henry: How? Phil: First, go to the internet cafe. When you are already using the computer make a folder and name it “Your Enemies”. After that, delete the folder. Go to the recycle bin and…

  • Walking the Dog

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    This young girl about 7 year old had a dog which she took for a walk everyday after school. Well, one day her dog was in heat, so her father told her that she couldn’t walk the dog for a week or so because it wasn’t feeling well. His daughter became very upset and cried…

  • 3 Black Men

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    A couple is at an Art exhibition, and they are looking at a portrait that has them a little taken aback. The picture depicts 3 very black, very naked men, sitting on a park bench; 2 have a black penis, and the one in the middle has a pink penis. As the couple is looking…

  • Tom Swifty

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    “Pass me the shellfish,” said Tom crabbily. “That’s the last time I’ll stick my arm in a lion’s mouth,” the lion-tamer said off-handedly. “Can I go looking for the Grail again?” Tom requested. “I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” Tom said succinctly. “I might as well be dead,” Tom croaked. “We just struck…

  • Speeding Ticket

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    A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph, he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. “There…

  • New Principal

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    The new principal was talking to the teachers. “Now, listen, my name is Mr. Prenis, with an “R”. Please don’t forget to spell it out clearly, so that the students dont laugh and such…” The teachers assure him that they will remember it, and they go out to adress the students. One of the male…