Sloth
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Buying a Bull
in JokesTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last…
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Rabbi on Deathbed
in JokesA rabbi is on his deathbed, and a friend asks him if he has any last requests. The Rabbi asks his friend to find him a Catholic priest, so that he might convert. Confused, his friend asks, “Rabbi, why? You have been a great teacher and leader of your followers, and you have led a…
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Fish and chips
in JokesA blonde walked into a library and said to the librarian, “Can I have some fish and chips please?” The librarian gave her a funny look and said, ” I’m sorry, this is a library.” So the blonde whispers,”Can I have some fish and chips please?”
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Two part joke
in JokesWhy did the chicken cross the road? I don’t know To get the Chinese newspaper Get it? No Neither do I. I get USA Today
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Sven and Ole
in JokesSven was in front of the mall jewellery store when he spied Ole walking past carrying a small, gift-wrapped package. “So vat did ja buy, Ole?” Ole replied, “Tomorrow is Lena’s birthday and she said she vanted something wit lots of diamonds.” “So vat did you get her?” asked Sven. “A deck of cards!” replied…
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You Know You’re Russian When . . .
in Jokes1. You had to share a room until you were 21. 2. You try and re-use gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. 3. You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the airport. 4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party â and think it s normal.…
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Never pick up things from the floor…
in JokesThere was a boy and a teacher walking down the street one day. The teacher bought the boy some gum and after chewing it for a while it fell out of his mouth. He went to pick it up and the teacher said, “Never pick up things from the floor.” Then, the teacher bought him…
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Pick-up Lines For Computer Geeks
in Jokes– Nice Set of Floppies! – Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU. – I’d like to play on your laptop. – Need me to unzip your files? – If you were an ISP, I’d dial you all day long! – I’d like to boot up your PC! –…
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Blackbeard’s Photo
in JokesPirate Blackbeard’s ship license had expired so he went into the shipping license office and got a new one, but on the new one he needed an updated photo of himself. So, Pirate Blackbeard went into the photographer’s room and asked to have his photo taken. The photographer obliged and said, “Ok, please pose front…
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Three Canadians…
in JokesOk, 3 canadians were walking along the beach, one from the Yukon, one from Quebec, and one from Newfoundland. Now, it happened that they found a magic lamp. After rubbing it, the genie promised each of them one wish. The Yukon said, “I wish for fish teeming in our waters for a million years.” The…