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  • Bug on My Monitor!

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    One day a blonde was surfing the internet. After a few hours, she decided to have a coffee break. When the blonde came back, she screamed. There was a bug on her moniter! She ran upstairs and grabbed a fly swatter. When she came back down she couldn’t swat the bug. It was to big!…

  • A Story about 4 joke’s

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    This is a story about four people named Everyjoke, Somejoke, Anyjoke, and Nojoke. There was an important job to be done, and Everyjoke was asked to do it. Everyjoke was sure Somejoke would do it. Anyjoke could have done it, but Nojoke did it. Somejoke got angry about that, because it was Everyjoke’s job. Everyjoke…

  • Drunk Guy

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    2 cops are sitting in their car outside of a local bar. They were waiting to see if anyone would drive home drunk. A guy stumbles out, obviously drunk out of his mind. He falls down flat on his face. 5 bar patrons leave the bar. The cops don’t care about the other patrons, they…

  • It’s Time to Turn Your Computer Off When…

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    – You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on the way back to bed. – You name your children Eudora, AOL and dotcom. – You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved…

  • Hit a Woman

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    Would you hit a woman with a baby? No, I’d hit her with a brick.

  • Plastic, or Rubber?

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    A man walks into a bar and a drunk is sitting there mumbling something quietly. Curious the man takes the seat next to him. The drunk is mumbling, “Looks like plastic, feels like rubber.” While looking at something in his hand. The man asks the drunk if he may see what he means. The man…

  • Good Afternoon, Bishop

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    A drunk lay slumped outside a bar, in serious need of a drink. A passing priest and bishop started to lecture him on the evils of alcohol. “You should be more like God, like me,” said one. The other argued, “No, my son, more like me. I am more like God.” The two holy men…

  • Jonny At It Again

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    The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson. “I’ll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that starts with that letter. Let’s begin. A” All the children raise their hands, but little Johnny was almost coming out of his seat trying to get picked. The teacher knew…

  • Your Coat is on Fire

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    The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count to fifty before saying anything important, and to one hundred if it was very important. The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole…

  • Chuck Norris Facts: 2

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    Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of…

  • A Man Walks Into a bar With a Newt on His Shoulder

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    This man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder and the bar tender asks him, “What’s your newt’s name?” and the man replies, “Tiny” and the bar tender says, “Why is he called Tiny?” and the man replies, “Because he is minute.” (minute means small)

  • Jean Genie

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    You might be a redneck if… Your gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end.”