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Blonde Question
in JokesA blonde was at a department store for the first time and was very confused. The man beside her was getting irritated at the blonde because she kept asking him so many questions about the store. He said, “Please! Just stop asking me so many questions!” “Oh,” the blonde replied. “Why?”
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Actual Answers From Students On Music Exams
in Jokes– The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna. – Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines. – Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony. – All female parts were sung by castrati. We don’t know exactly what they sounded like because there are no known descendants. – Young scholars have…
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The Fattest Mama
in JokesYo momma is so fat I had to take five trains, eight cars, and twelve airplanes just to get around her!
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My Last Drink
in JokesAn Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, “what’ll you have?” The man says, “Give me three pints of Guinness please.” So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they’re gone. He then orders three more. The bartender…
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Yo Momma So Nasty…
in JokesYo mama is so nasty… …she made speed stick slow down. …she brings crabs to the beach. …she made right guard turn left. …the fishery payed her to leave. …she has to creep up on bathwater. …that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. …I called her to say hello,…
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Worm Safety
in JokesThe lady golfer was a determined, if not very proficient player. At each swipe she made at the ball, earth flew in all directions. “Gracious me,” she exclaimed red-faced to her caddie, “the worms will think there’s an earthquake.” “I don’t know,” replied the caddie, “the worms round here are very clever. I’ll bet most…
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Johnny…With A Big Head
in JokesJohnny comes back from school crying and says, “Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head.” His mother replies, “No you don’t Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings.”
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Chain Mail
in JokesHere’s a chain mail I recieved. Hi there, Thought For The Day “Good looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart. You’re blessed with both!” Don’t be flattered, this message was sent to ME! I just wanted YOU to read it. PASS IT ON.