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  • Readme File of Some Software

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    CONGRATULATIONS! WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OF THE VERY VERY VERY FEW WHO READ THE README FILE! But because the other, huge percentage do NOT, we moved the actual contents of this file into IGNOREME file because the chances for most of the people to read IGNOREME are at least the chances to read README…

  • Catch the Rabbit

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    The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants…

  • Q&A-2

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    Q. The Bay of Bengal is in which state? A. Liquid Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will get Wet or Sink as simple as that. Q. What looks like half of an apple ? A. The other half. Q. What happened when the…

  • Well Below Par

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    The Pope met with his cardinals to discuss a proposal from Benjamin Netanyahu, the leader of Israel. “Your Holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Netanyahu wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Jewish and Catholic faiths.” The Pope thought it was a…

  • Weird Facts XI

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    Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest and highest continent on earth. Panama is the only place in the world that you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic. The only lighthouse to use electricity was the Statue of Liberty. A honey bee can fly up to 15 m.p.h.

  • 14, 07734

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    Yo momma so fat and stupid, when she stepped on the scale she went running to me saying “Look! Look! The scale talks!” I dropped my purse onto it to test this theory and it said, “hI” in the area where the numbers usually show up. Yo momma said, “See!? When I stepped on it,…

  • Mind

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    Don’t let your mind wander. It’s too small to be out on its own.

  • Paper-Eating Dog

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    A minister delivered a sermon in 10 minutes one Sunday morning, which was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, “I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning.” After the service,…

  • Play the Game

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    A fellow was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, “We’re about evenly matched, how about…

  • The New TV

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    I went out to buy a new television, and wanted to buy a locally-made set. The salesman showed me a set I quite liked, and he assured me it was made locally, but I saw through that – clearly printed on the box was “Built in Antenna.”

  • Things Not To Say During Childbirth….

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    Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Demi Moore had a baby! Gosh, you’re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? I hope you’re ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes. If you think…

  • Little Johnny on Sex Ed

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    Little Johnny walked into class one day and sat down. He realized that someone new was teaching the class today, It was Coach Bob, the gym teacher. Coach Bob started the class by saying, “Okay you little one’s are never too young to learn about s-e-x, uh ummm.” While every other kid in the class…