Sloth
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When You Care Enough…
in JokesA new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card; it said “Rest in Peace”. When the friend found out, she became angry and called the florist to complain. After she had told the…
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Small Dogs
in JokesQ: Why do people have small dogs? A: So they can carry them in their bags, and when the person farts, they can blame it on the dog.
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I’m Not Italian or French
in JokesKnock Knock Who’s there Z Z who? Z taxi is leaving! I don’t speak Italian or French or anything of your so-called “Special” Language!*Slams door*
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Jealous Husband
in JokesA jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man…
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Having the Right Relative
in JokesA man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his medical services. He was asked if he…
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Basketball Hoops and Misdemeanor
in JokesBasketball hoops are like misdemeanor. The more I miss it da meanor I get.
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Do Not Touch That!
in JokesEver since Rhianna got dumped by her boyfriend, she put all the stuff that was his or made her remember him she put : ” to the left to the left… in the box on the left…”
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Strength Vs. Age
in JokesA strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, Morris had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I will…
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Noah Receipts
in JokesWhen the ark’s door was closed Noah called a meeting with all the animals. “Listen up!” Noah said with a demanding voice. “There will be NO sex on this trip. All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt.…