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  • Meteorologists

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    Meteorologists – People who tell something wrong and still get paid.

  • REDNECK BEER

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    Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Milby’s. The passenger, Bubba, said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a po-lice roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!” “Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off…

  • Jack’s Dad’s Robot

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    One day Jack’s dad bought a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Jack returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, “Son, why are you late from school?” Jack answered, “Dad, we had extra classes today.”…

  • Getting Out of Work

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    One day, a blond and her male co-worker are sitting in the lunch room, and the guy says, “I can’t take anymore today, I am going home!” The blond replies, “You can’t just get up and leave. You’ll be fired!”. “Not to worry, I am going to be sent home. I have an idea.” the…

  • The Rare Hedgehog

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    Tommy the Hedgehog was one of a rare sub-division which suffered a small but significant genetic defect. This defect manifested itself in a malformed penis, which divided into four branches; though a little unusual, it was a good way to meet a lot of intrigued girl hedgehogs, so Tommy was a rather proud of this…

  • Opening the Shop

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    A blonde was asked to open up the coffee shop on Monday. So, the blonde went in early to open up. She gathered all the ingredients together, and had everything ready for the customers. Half an hour went by, and still no customers entered the coffee shop. The blonde decided to read the comics to…

  • Song —

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    I Hate you you hate me barney gave *****(1) H.I.V so we kicked them in the balls and shot her in the head now that *****(2) bitch is dead anii stars ***** men add someones nae or add an adjective to fit i.e – *****(1)fred *****(2)ugly

  • How to Solve the War in Iraq

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    WARNING- this is very racial. Please forgive me if it offends you, but its true when you think about it. Since we have so many Mexicans saying,”o we want to serve you americans, work in america…”,why dont we just put them in the army. We give them our supplies. They go, jump the border like…

  • John

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    Mr. Smith: “So, Mr. Jones, how’s your son John?” Mr. Jones: “He’s at Harvard right now.” Mr. Smith: “Oh, really?! Well, congratulations! What’s he studying?” Mr. Jones: “Oh, he’s not studying anything. They’re studying him.”

  • Bad Tattoos

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    The thing you need to focus on in your 20’s is not getting a bad tattoo. You don’t want to be 40 and going, “No, dude, it was different back then – everyjoke loved SpongeBob.”

  • Olden Days

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    The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day…

  • Rocket Science

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    As part of a class project, the teacher had every student create a model rocket. When she was teaching them about how the rockets lift into the air, some kids seemed to be confused. She scolded them yelling, “It’s not that hard! It’s not rocket science!”