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  • Hellman Mayonnaise

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    Most people don’t know that back in 1912 Hellman’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the “Titanic” was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after New York City. Mexicans were crazy about the stuff.…

  • A Blond Laughs at a Joke 3 Times

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    A blonde laughs at a joke 3 times. When the joke is told, When the joke is explained, And 5 days later, when she gets it.

  • Capitals

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    There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all the states and capitals. That night when he got home he…

  • Mortgage

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    Little Johnny was running away from home, crying his eyes out, when he ran across a policeman. “Where are you going, Little Johnny?” asked the cop. “I’m running away from home,” sobbed Little Johnny. The cop asked him, “Why would you want to do something like that?” “My mommy and daddy don’t love me any…

  • Swimming

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    A blonde, a brunette, and a red head were swimming the breast stroke in a race. The blonde comes in last and says “Not to be a sore loser or anything, but I think the other girls were using their hands.”.

  • The Honeymoon is Over

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    As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her mom asked. “Oh, mother,” she began, “The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time. But, mother, on our way back, Andy started using really horrible…

  • Stop!

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    An RCMP officer pulled over a vehicle that had performed a rolling stop at a stop sign. When the driver was told this, he replied, “But it says STOP, not STAY!”

  • Heavy Soup

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    What kind of soup weighs 1000 pounds? Won ton soup!

  • Godzila

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    when your mom whent to China people would say “Run it’s Godzilla!”

  • WATER TO WINE

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    An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?” “Just water,” says the priest. The trooper says, “Then why…

  • Jack and Jill

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    Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a quiet smoke. Jack returned with lung cancer and Jill a fatal stroke.

  • Breakfast at Looooong Last (!)

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    Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen, she lay in eager anticipation the lovely breakfast her helpful, caring children were making for her. However, after a good long wait, she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both…