Sloth
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Mexican Anthem
in JokesWhat are the first 4 words in the Mexican National Anthem? “Attention all K-Mart shoppers”
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A Cowboy’s Dog
in JokesA little boy walked into a petshop and went up to a clerk. The boy asked if she had dachshunds in the store. The clerk said yes, and she went and got the dog out of the cage and handed it to him. He got all excited when he held it and immediately went to…
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A Letter to Santa
in JokesOne day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister.” Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.”
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Short oneliners
in Jokes1. A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down, unless you’re a diabetic!!!!! 2. People who live in glass houses should have sex in their basements!!!
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Marketing
in JokesYou see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, “She’s/he’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising. You see…
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Why Elephants Need Locksmiths
in JokesWhy did the elephant call the locksmith? Because he lost his keys in his trunk!
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Electrically
in JokesMy friend Sam was taking electricity as one of his high school electives, originally being interested in robotics. Unfortunately, he changed his mind, but was still stuck with finishing his despised electricity books. “Do you have any idea of a direction you are going to go now?” asked my mother. He shook his head. “No…
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Mad Scientist
in JokesThere was a mad scientist (a mad …social… scientist) who kidnapped three colleagues, an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician, and locked each of them in separate cells with plenty of canned food and water – but no can opener. A month later, returning, the mad scientist went to the engineer’s cell and found it…
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Pet Store Bomb
in JokesA man goes into a pet store, plants a bomb, and as he leaves, calls out, “You have one minute to get out!” At that, a tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, “You BASTARD!”
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In Sveden . . .
in JokesAt a local college dance in Sweden, an American asked a local girl to dance. While they were dancing, he gave her a little squeeze, and whispered, “In America, we call this a hug.” She replied, “Yaah, in Sveden ve call dis a hug, too.” A little later, he gave her a peck on the…