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  • Women and A Tornado

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    How are women and a tornado alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

  • Children and Cars

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    Children in the back of the car cause accidents. Accidents in the back of the car cause children

  • Record Store

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    A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme?’” she asked. “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.” “Is that a record?” the caller inquired, puzzled in her…

  • The Doctor

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    One night a man knocked at the doctor’s door. When the door opened – Doctor : What is the matter? The man : Doctor,a dog bit my leg. Doctor : Don’t you know that I don’t see patients after 9 pm? The man : I know that very well.Perhaps the dog was not aware of…

  • “Under the Sea”

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    A man comes from a foreign country and buys a T.V. to learn some English, he turns to the first channel and it says, “I did it, I did it I’m a big kid now.” He turns to the next channel and it said, “Fork and knife, fork and knife.” He turns to one of…

  • Uh-Oh, Flight Trouble!

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    During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn’t help that my connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. Then, after we were aloft, I noticed the lights began flickering. I mentioned this to a flight attendant. “I’ll take care of it,” she said. Moments later the lights went out. Clearly…

  • Which Friend?

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    The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. “Was it my friend Sam?” he demanded. “No!” his weeping wife replied. “Was it my friend Jim then?” he asked. “NO!” she said…

  • Fat Chance

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    Ever notice that “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?

  • Can You Tell Time?

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    If you can tell time… Why can’t you tell that I don’t have time for you?

  • Milk Carton

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    Yo Mama is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

  • The Local Water

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    A Welshman, walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hands. He shouts, “Paid a yfed y dwr mae’r gwartheg yn cachi yn y dwr!” (Don’t drink the water, there’s cow shit in it!) The man shouts back, “I’m English, I don’t understand you!” The Welshman calls back, “Use…

  • The Absence

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    Mom: Why did you get a grade so low? Junior: Because of absence. Mom: Who, You? Junior: No, the kid who sits right next to me.