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  • Doctor Doctor Toast

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    Doctor, Doctor! I have a virus that makes my left hand constantly butter toast. How can I stop it spreading?

  • You Couldn’t Make It Up

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    The following is from the British paper, the Sunday Express, giving awards for dubious distinctions. Tortoise Trophy – To British Rail, which solved the problem of lateness in the Intercity express train service by redefining “on time” to include trains arriving within one hour of schedule. Rubber Cushion – To John Bloor, who mistook a…

  • The Strange Deer

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    One time I was walking and I saw a deer then a turkey comes out and the turkey and deer interact by speaking in human words then all of a sudden a really bright light formed and the deer and turkey have fused to make a durkey a dear and turkey combined it has a…

  • Gravy

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    Your momma so fat when she broke a leg gravy came out.

  • As it turns out…

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    Believe it or not, Windows95 is not a virus, as many (millions) have claimed. You want proof? Look no further! What’s the difference between Windows95 and a virus? Quality Replicates Quickly Virus: Yes Windows95: Yes Uses up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so Virus: Yes Windows95: Yes Occasional hard disk…

  • The Chimes

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    “I started a new band called The Chimes” “What kind of band?” “Acapella Ska” “What do you play?” “Drums”

  • Redneck Orgy

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    What breaks up a redneck orgy? When mom and dad/uncle arrive home too soon.

  • Homework

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    The teacher told one kid, “You’re going to flunk this subject because you haven’t finished your homework assignments.” The kid said, “Good. I flunked all the other ones because I’m stupid.”

  • Ocean Sight

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    Yo momma is so fat, when she was laying on the beach, everyone was screaming, saying “Look it’s Free Willy!!!!”

  • Can You Help Me?

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    “Doctor, please, I have a problem pronouncing Ts, Fs and Hs!” “Well then, you can’t say fairer than that.”

  • Three Hymns

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    One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited…

  • Tell What are You?

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    You’re a.. January- talented February- lowlife March- immature April- wild May- exciting June- weird July- selfish August- hot September- scary October- messed up November- cool December-sexy Now pick the color shirt you have on Pink- cupcake sales person Blue- hooker Red- bartender Green- Celebrity Purple- Mc Donalds worker White- slut Yellow- taxi driver Black- chef…