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Sloth

  • Be Comfortable

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    Why don’t you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.

  • My Daughter

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    I have an 18-year-old; her name is Alexis. I chose that name because if I hadn’t had her, I’d be driving one.

  • Switzerland

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    A lawyer is talking to a *fellow* politician. ‘I’m going to Switzerland next month,’ said the honest politician. ‘Oh really?’ asked the lawyer. ‘Which bank?’

  • Poof

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    A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and POOF–the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy…

  • How Many Acountants Do It…….

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    Q. How many acountants does it take to change a lightbulb? A. 1 at a fixed rate of 3.5% income return after purchase for every bulb replaced over a 6 year plan, with projected inflation expected to rise to over $1.25 per bulb in 2006.

  • Prepare To Meteor Maker!

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    As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system. “Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a…

  • Heres 50 Cents

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    Here’s 50 cents call someone who cares

  • Most Funny

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    What do you say to a blonde who looks stupid in her ear muffs? Anything you want! She cant hear you! P.S. no offence to blondes!

  • Media

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    When the media askes George Bush a question about the war he says, “Uhh, Can I use a life line?”

  • Rex Goes To College

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    A young man goes off to college, but about one-third of the way through the semester, he’s foolishly squandered the money his parents had given him. “Hmmmm,” he wonders. “How am I going to go about getting more dough?” Then he gets and idea and phones his father. “Dad, you won’t believe the wonders that…

  • Darling

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    The manager of a large office noticed one of his department heads had hired a new man, so the boss called him into his office for a little orientation speech. “What is your name?” he asked. “John,” the new guy replied. The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of place you worked at…

  • Nice Blond

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    One day after a birthday party at the jumper house, a young blond told her mother: Mommy, Mommy, I’m soooooo generous! When I was about to go into the jumpers, I found so many shoes and took them to the lost and found! Aren’t I soooooo generous?