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Alphabet
in JokesOne day, Mr. Dorren’s first grade class was learning the alphabet. One of his students came up to Mr. Dorren and asked to go to the bathroom. Mr. Dorren said, “First, recite the alphabet.” The student started, “A, B… … L, M, N, O, Q…” When he finished, Mr. Dorren asked, “Where’s the ‘P’?” “Running…
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Truths of Life
in JokesGREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old…
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What America Makes
in JokesWhen all the national leaders met with Bush… Germans make your candy, said Germany’s leader, We abuse it, said Bush. Holland makes your remotes, said Holland’s leader We’d die without those, said Bush. Italy and Mexico bring in great food, said Mexico & Italy, We stuff ourselves with it, said Bush. Japan makes your video…
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Lecher, Drunkard, Smoker and Devil
in Jokescat: Situation joke: A lecher, a drunkard and a smoker arrive at hell and the devil says to them: “Don’t worry, everything is happy here. To you, lecher, I am going to give you a full room of beautiful girls. To you, drunkard, I give you a thousand boxes of beer. And to you, smoker,…
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Horses at the Race
in JokesA champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do…
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Somewhere Over
in JokesIf I travelled to the end of the rainbow, As Dame Fortune did intend, Murphy would be there to tell me, The pot’s at the other end.