Sloth
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Deadly Gas
in JokesA terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his joke but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage(and a couple of other…
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Blond Buys a Tv
in JokesOne day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,”I’d like to buy this TV”. He says,”Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes”. The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens. Finally, she shaves her…
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At a New Supermarket…
in JokesSupermarket A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and experience the scent of fresh hay. When…
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Magical Mirror
in JokesThere was a magical mirror that showed the prettiest and ugliest people in the world. The mirror said that May Honzirop was the prettiest and the ugliest was Shakira Hobo. May was going to go in front of millions of people to get a Guinness world record. The mirror said, the day before May went…
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Blonde Stewardess
in JokesAn airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for…
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A Mile in His Shoes
in JokesYou never know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. But if you walked a mile in their shoes wouldn’t their feet get cold?
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Yo Momma So Poor
in JokesYo mamma is so poor she has only got two channels on her T.V. : ‘on’ and ‘off’.