Sloth
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Redneck Medical Dictionary
in JokesArtery: Study of paintings Bacteria: Backdoor to cafeteria barium: What to do when treatment fails Bowel: Letter like A E I O or U Ceasarean Section: District in Rome Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty Cauterize: Made eye contact with her Coma: Punctuation Mark Congenital: Friendly D & C: Where Washington is Dilate: To live long…
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Why They Should Shut Up… And More!
in JokesA good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water. Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all…
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Punishment
in JokesThree friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ”Why?” he asks. St. Paul replies, ”When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.” The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Paul replies, ”When you were nine you killed…
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Goat Pen
in JokesA Dane, a Norwegian and Snakeyboy made a wager on who could remain inside a goat pen the longest. First out was the Dane, who came out after just 10 minutes yelling “Damn! The goat stinks!” After him the Norwegian went in, and after half an hour he came out yelling, “Damn! The goat stinks!”…
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Wise Advice
in JokesIf your father is a poor man, it’s your fate. But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
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Virus Alert
in JokesHey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please. We wanna give you a warning, ‘Cause I found out this morning, About a dangerous, insidious computer virus. If you should get it, an email with the subject, ‘stinky cheese’, Better off protecting your chances, Under no circumstances, should you open it, Or else it will……
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Farm Equipment
in JokesWhats the difference between a black man and a farm tractor? Nothing! The tractor is just an upgrade!