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Defend Paris
in JokesQ. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A. Nojoke knows. It’s never been tried.
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Democratic Haircuts
in JokesOne day a cop walks in to a barber shop and gets a haircut. He tries to pay the barber but the barber says, “Im doing free haircuts this week.” The cop thanks him and walks away. The next day there is a box of a dozen donuts on the barber’s desk. A republican walks…
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The Leprachaun
in JokesA golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway. While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun. The leprechaun asks him, “How’s your round of golf is going?” The golfer admits, “I’m having one of my worst rounds ever.” The leprechaun zaps the golfer with a magic spell.…
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IRISH SHOPPING
in JokesMcQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olive and placing it in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. “S’cuse me,” said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, “what was that all…
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Bike Tricks
in JokesA boy was trying to impress his mum on his new bike. He was going down the path and said to his mum, “Look, mum, no feet!” He then put his feet back on the bike and removed his hands from the handlebars. He then shouted, “Look, mum, no hands!” He then lost control of…
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Always Ask Questions First…
in JokesA photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the recent Southern California fires. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the firefighters as they battled the blazes. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible…