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  • Always Ask Questions First…

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    A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the recent Southern California fires. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the firefighters as they battled the blazes. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible…

  • Quotes Over The Years I

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    Age 6 – I’ve learned that if you spread the peas out on your plate, it looks like you ate more. Age 8 – I’ve learned that if you laugh and drink soda pop at the same time, it will come out your nose. Age 10 – I’ve learned that you should never jump out…

  • 2 Women Smoking

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    2 old ladies are at the bus stop waiting for a bus when it starts to rain. Not wanting to lose her cigarette, one of the old ladies took a condom and a pair of scissors out of her purse, snipped off the end of the condom and slid it over her cigarette. The 2nd…

  • Underwear

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    Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The old man says, “What?” So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, “what?” So the doctor yells it, “I…

  • Ways You Know You are a Redneck

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    1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife. 2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations. 3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house. 4. You’ve never thrown away…

  • M&M Job

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    Yo momma is so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

  • Pope’s Crossword Puzzle

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    A man was sitting next to the Pope on a cross-country flight. The Pope was doing a crossword puzzle. He turned to the man and asked “Do you know a four-letter word for ‘woman’ that ends in U-N-T?” The man thought for a minute and said “Aunt.” “Oh yes, of course,” the Pope replied. “Do…

  • Dead Baby Jokes I

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    What’s grosser than gross? A pile of dead babies in a trash can. What’s grosser than that? The one at the bottom is still alive. What’s grosser than that? He has to eat his way to freedom. What’s grosser than that? He goes back for more.

  • Cellular Phone

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    One time, when there was a hope for mankind, some blonds appeared in front of a judge. The judge said, “You can either have world peace or keep your cellular phones and get electrocuted.” So the blond takes out her cellular phone and the judge says; “What are you doing?” and she simply says; “Im…

  • Some Christmas oneliners

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    How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer, Olive? Yeah, you know, “Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names.” What’s the most popular wine at Christmas? “I don’t like sprouts”!

  • Whats a Joke Subscription?

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    Not to be confused with the Daily Joke Newsletter, a subscription to a joke means that it will appear on your “View Subscriptions” page. This allows you to keep up-to-date on the conversation/comments of your favorite jokes. To subscribe, click the checkbox at the bottom of the comment box on the joke page. You can…

  • Buying Candy

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    Three little boys went into a candy store. “I want two cents worth of jelly beans,” the first boy said to the clerk. The clerk frowned. The jelly beans were on the top self, and he didn’t like climbing up there just to sell two cents worth, but he did it. When he came down,…