Sloth
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While in Line at the Bank…
in JokesWhile in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her, after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving “right now”, she would be punished. To…
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Strongest Days?
in JokesQ. What are the strongest days of the week? A. Saturday and Sunday, because all the rest are week days.
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Doctor Doctor Toast
in JokesDoctor, Doctor! I have a virus that makes my left hand constantly butter toast. How can I stop it spreading?
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You Couldn’t Make It Up
in JokesThe following is from the British paper, the Sunday Express, giving awards for dubious distinctions. Tortoise Trophy – To British Rail, which solved the problem of lateness in the Intercity express train service by redefining “on time” to include trains arriving within one hour of schedule. Rubber Cushion – To John Bloor, who mistook a…
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The Strange Deer
in JokesOne time I was walking and I saw a deer then a turkey comes out and the turkey and deer interact by speaking in human words then all of a sudden a really bright light formed and the deer and turkey have fused to make a durkey a dear and turkey combined it has a…
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As it turns out…
in JokesBelieve it or not, Windows95 is not a virus, as many (millions) have claimed. You want proof? Look no further! What’s the difference between Windows95 and a virus? Quality Replicates Quickly Virus: Yes Windows95: Yes Uses up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so Virus: Yes Windows95: Yes Occasional hard disk…
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The Chimes
in Jokes“I started a new band called The Chimes” “What kind of band?” “Acapella Ska” “What do you play?” “Drums”
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Ocean Sight
in JokesYo momma is so fat, when she was laying on the beach, everyone was screaming, saying “Look it’s Free Willy!!!!”