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What Movies Tell Us About Computers
in JokesWord processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All monitors display inch-high letters. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical interfaces. Those that don’t, have incredibly powerful text-bases command shells that can…
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A Flucky
in JokesBernard, a 72 year old, is bumped by a car while crossing the street. He is seemingly unhurt, but Sarah, his wife, persuades him to go to the doctor, just in case. Bernard returns home, and Sarah says, “So? What did the doctor say?” “The doctor says I got a flucky.” “Oh, heavens! A flucky!…
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A Path to Your Door
in JokesThe only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.
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Pulling Hair
in JokesA six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. “Don’t be angry at your sister,” the mother says. “She doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.” A short while later, there’s more crying, and the mother goes to investigate. This time the sister is bawling, and her brother says, “Now she…
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Weird Facts XVI
in JokesThe first TV remote control, introduced in 1950, was called Lazy Bones. Lemon sharks can give birth to about 36 babies at one time. The top of the Empire State Building was originally built as a place to anchor blimps. The area code in Cape Canaveral, Fl, is 321.
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Dumb Utah Laws
in JokesIn Utah, the following laws are on the books: 1) Birds have the rightaway on all highways. 2)It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list. 3) In Tremonton, it is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance.If you are caught doing so the guy…
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Things You Don’t Want to Hear IV
in JokesThings You Don’t Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness. Has anyone seen my watch? That was some party last night. I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk. Well, this book doesn’t say that… What edition is your manual? Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie. If I can just remember how they did this on ER last…
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No Electricity!
in JokesSuddenly the electricity went off in the house of a blonde. So, she wanted to light a match. After being tired of looking for the match, she blew out the candle and went to sleep.