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  • In Sveden . . .

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    At a local college dance in Sweden, an American asked a local girl to dance. While they were dancing, he gave her a little squeeze, and whispered, “In America, we call this a hug.” She replied, “Yaah, in Sveden ve call dis a hug, too.” A little later, he gave her a peck on the…

  • AF1 Monkeys

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    This joke is kind of dated but it’s still funny. Al Gore, Bill, Hilary, and Chelsea Clinton were all riding in the Airforce One. Out of the blue Gore says, “I could throw a hundred, one dollar bills out the window and make a hundred people happy.” Bill says, “Well I could throw ten, ten…

  • The Midget

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    A 6’4″ man hit a midget in the rear while at a red light. The midget gets out of his car and comes up to the man and says, “I’m NOT happy!” and the man replied, “Which one are you, then?”

  • Meatless Fridays

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    John Smith was the only Protestant to move into a large Catholic neighborhood. On the first Friday of Lent, John was outside grilling a big juicy steak on his grill. Meanwhile, all of his neighbors were eating cold tuna fish for supper. This went on each Friday of Lent. On the last Friday of Lent,…

  • Why Eminems Wife Filed a Divorce

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    –That comment about Elton being “twice the woman” she ever was. –Caught Eminem fantasizing about killing other women. –Sick of hiding her love for the Insane Clown Posse. –Sure, he talks and raps like a black man, but when he takes down his pants… –Would rather end up like Nicole Kidman than Nicole SIMPSON. –Overheard…

  • First Time on Airplane

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    It was the little boy’s first time on an airplane. He was so excited. When the airplane engines started, the little boy closed his eyes and counted to 100. Then he opened his eyes and peered outside. Pointing, he said to the woman next to him, “See those tiny people down there? They are just…

  • 3 blondes in the forest

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    There were three blondes in the forest and they saw some tracks. The first blonde said, “Look, bear tracks.” The second blonde said, “No, stupid, those are wolf tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are rabbit tracks.” Then the train came and ran them all over.

  • The Phone Call

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    Pete’s at work when he realises he’s forgotten to ask his wife, Alison, where he should pick her up after work. He calls home, and after several seconds, Ali answers the phone. Pete asks his question, and Ali shouts, “You got me out of the bath to ask me that? I dashed to the phone;…

  • White Wedding

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    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother: “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life,” her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The child thought about this for a moment, then said:…

  • LOST

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    Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the T.V and your dad missed the whole series of “Lost”

  • Fool I

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    You can fool all of the people some of the time, some of the people all of the time, and that should be sufficient for most purposes.

  • Rich Lost Dog

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    A man was walking in a rich neighborhood when he saw a lost dog ad. Part of the bottom line of the ad was torn by the weather, so all the man could see of the ad was LOST DOG IF FOUND CALL 555-5555 REWARD: ALL OF MY FAMILY’S (blank blank blank) Being as this…