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  • Dumb Laws

    Here is a list of some really stupid laws I’ve seen: Alaska- You can’t wake up a sleeping bear, just to take its picture. Florida-Unmarried women may not parachute on Sundays. Idaho- You can’t fish from the back of a camel. (Who has a pet camel in Idaho anyway?!?) Oklahoma-Whaling is illegal. (hint-there aren’t any…

  • STUUUUPID

    You mom’s soooo stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

  • The Old Mule

    This is the epitaph on the gravestone of an army mule: Here lies Maggie, who in her time kicked two colonels, four majors, ten captains, twenty-four lieutenants, forty-two sergeants, four hundred eighty-six privates, and one bomb.

  • Pakistanis on the Moon

    What do u call 1 Paki on the moon? Answer: A problem What do u call 10 Paki’s on the moon? Answer: A problem What do u call 100 Paki’s on the moon? Answer: A problem What do u call all the Paki’s on the moon? Answer: Problem solved

  • Making a Monkey Of Them

    Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England, there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches, or buses. It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 (about $1.40) and coaches £5 (about $7). This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then, one day,…

  • The Salesman

    TEXAS SALESMAN – A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.” The boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.” You…

  • You

    Knock knock. Who’s there? You. You who? Yoo hoo, I’m right over here!

  • Who Scares Humans the Most?

    A bear, a lion and a chicken were having a discussion as to which one of them scares humans the most. “I only have to growl,” said the bear, “and people start to get a bit nervous.” The lion said, “I just have to roar and people run away.” “That’s nothing,” replied the chicken. “I…

  • Men and Their Cars

    Three men were at a business convention where they were discussing cars. One man said, “I am an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.” Another man says, “I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort.” The last man speaks up saying, “Well, I beat both of you – I am a proctologist, so…

  • Cra-Z Laws X-treme!

    Due to high demmand, I will not maker you wait for all 50 states to come out, instead, here is ALL OF THE 51 states of laws. Alabama • A 1950 anti-obscenity law in Irondale, Ala., prohibited any showing of anyone nude or “in a substantially nude state” except a babe in arms. • Anniston:…

  • The Inscription

    A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. “Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer. “Sorry, but I can’t do that,” replied the stonecutter. “In this state, it’s against the law to…

  • An Elevator Operator…

    An elevator operator complained that he was getting tired of people asking him for the time. A friend suggested that he hang a clock in his elevator. A few weeks later, the friend inquired as to how things were going. “Just awful!” declared the elevator operator. “NOW, all day long, people ask me, “Is the…