Sloth

  • QUIZ

    Go to this website … I know some people might say that this isn’t a joke, but it’s really funny if you go to the website. Trust me. http://www.dr-joe.net/quiz.html It doesn’t have any viruses.

  • Did You Hear About…

    Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa. Hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete…

  • Hard Work

    God: “Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.” Angel: “What are you going to do now?” God: “Call it a day.”

  • Gorilla Exterminator

    A man called the gorilla exterminator because a gorilla was in the tree in his front yand. When the exterminator came he had a gun, a stick, and a dog. He explained that he would climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until it falls from the tree. “Then my dog will…

  • Random Insults…

    You’re as bright as a broken lightbulb!

  • Orange Juice

    You might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice container because it says concentrate on it!

  • Diet Tips

    1: Fatten every one around you to make them look bigger. You’ll look thinner 2: If no-one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 3: Drink a diet soda with your candy bar. They’ll cancel each other out. 4: Life’s short, eat dessert first.

  • #12 Redneck

    You know you’re a redneck if a city night on the town includes city jail.

  • Aminal

    Once i bought a squirrel and I named it Melinda, and then I gave it food and then it died! Now I have a box named Joice Ann and I gave it some water and it fell down and then it died!

  • Fool II

    You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself any time.

  • Hidden

    Little johnny was going to school. Incredibly he found a genie and was given 3 wishes. “Can I have a piece of candy?” he said. “Kid, I am a powerful genie ask for something else.” “Mmmm, ok, give me 2 pieces of candy.” “You think I have time for such small wishes? Don’t ask for…

  • Shirt

    After a shower, the man grabbed his shirt that his wife hung on the back of the door. It fell into the trash can. After picking it up, he looked into the trash and saw nothing so he put the shirt on. He went to college and walking along the corridor, he heard stiff laughs…