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  • Heaven or Hell

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    A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.” Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in…

  • Hotel Clerk

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    After a heavy night at the pub, a drunken man decides to sleep off his drunkenness at a local hotel. He approaches the reception desk, takes care of the formalities and heads off to his suite. Several minutes later, the drunk staggers back to the reception desk and demands his room be changed. “But sir,”…

  • Difficult English

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    The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is…

  • Line Painters

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    There’s a blonde and a brunette working for a painting company. They need to paint the yellow lines on a road by hand for the city since the trucks are broken. The first day the blonde paints 5.4 miles of road, the brunette paints 6 miles of road. The second day the blonde paints 4.1…

  • The Swimmer

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    Sally – “Mummy, why can’t I go swimming in the sea?” Mum – “Because there are sharks in the sea.” Sally – “But mummy, daddy is swimming in the sea.” Mum – “That’s different, he’s insured.”

  • I Made a Pie

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    So two farmers are standing next to a cow and one farmer says: 1st guy: “Hey Larry, you know how your birthday’s tomorrow?” 2nd guy: “Uh huh.” 1st guy: “I made a cake.” 2nd guy: “Uh huh.” ……*long pause*…… Cow: “Hey Larry, you know how your birthday’s tomorrow?” 2nd guy:”Uh huh.” Cow: “I made a…

  • Cooking

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    Yo momma’s cooking so bad, she’s got a toothbrush next to her plate instead of a knife!

  • Froggy Death

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    Once upon a time, there lived a man named Clarence who had a pet frog named Felix. Clarence lived a modestly comfortable existence on what he earned working at the Wal-Mart, but he always dreamed of being rich. “Felix!” he exclaimed one day, “We’re going to be rich! I’m going to teach you how to…

  • Harley’s

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    The founder of the Harley  Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went  to heaven.    At the gates, St. Peter told  Arthur, “You’ve been a good man and your motorcycles have changed the  world. Your reward is, you can hang  out with anyone you want in Heaven.”   Arthur thought about it for a…

  • TWA Coffee?

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    “Waiter, I’d a cup of coffee, please, no cream.” “I’m sorry, sir, we’re out of cream. Would you have it with no milk?” “Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!” “Well, it was ground this morning!” “Tea or coffee, gentlemen?” asked the waiter. “I’ll have tea,” replied the first customer. “Me too – and be sure…

  • Drunk

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    There’s this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, “What do you think you’re doing?” The drunk says, “I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I’m waiting on my house. Won’t be long now, there goes my neighbor.”

  • TAXI

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    You’re so fat, when you went outside wearing a yellow dress everyjoke called “TAXI”