Sloth

  • A Thanksgiving Cookbook III

    A Thanksgiving Cookbook by Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten Class NOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be responsible for medical bills resulting from use of her cookbook. Jason – Chicken Pie Put the chicken in the pot and put the salad and cheese and mustard and then you mix it all together. Then put chicken sauce and stir…

  • The Hypothalamus

    The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the “Four F’s”: fighting, fleeing, feeding, and mating. -Heard in a neuropsychology classroom

  • Keep Talking

    Keep talking, I always yawn when I’m interested.

  • Theory on Hell

    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam paper: “Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat), or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.” Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it…

  • QUIZ

    Go to this website … I know some people might say that this isn’t a joke, but it’s really funny if you go to the website. Trust me. http://www.dr-joe.net/quiz.html It doesn’t have any viruses.

  • Did You Hear About…

    Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa. Hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete…

  • Hard Work

    God: “Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.” Angel: “What are you going to do now?” God: “Call it a day.”

  • Gorilla Exterminator

    A man called the gorilla exterminator because a gorilla was in the tree in his front yand. When the exterminator came he had a gun, a stick, and a dog. He explained that he would climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until it falls from the tree. “Then my dog will…

  • Random Insults…

    You’re as bright as a broken lightbulb!

  • Orange Juice

    You might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice container because it says concentrate on it!

  • Diet Tips

    1: Fatten every one around you to make them look bigger. You’ll look thinner 2: If no-one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 3: Drink a diet soda with your candy bar. They’ll cancel each other out. 4: Life’s short, eat dessert first.

  • #12 Redneck

    You know you’re a redneck if a city night on the town includes city jail.