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  • I Made a Pie

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    So two farmers are standing next to a cow and one farmer says: 1st guy: “Hey Larry, you know how your birthday’s tomorrow?” 2nd guy: “Uh huh.” 1st guy: “I made a cake.” 2nd guy: “Uh huh.” ……*long pause*…… Cow: “Hey Larry, you know how your birthday’s tomorrow?” 2nd guy:”Uh huh.” Cow: “I made a…

  • Cooking

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    Yo momma’s cooking so bad, she’s got a toothbrush next to her plate instead of a knife!

  • Froggy Death

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    Once upon a time, there lived a man named Clarence who had a pet frog named Felix. Clarence lived a modestly comfortable existence on what he earned working at the Wal-Mart, but he always dreamed of being rich. “Felix!” he exclaimed one day, “We’re going to be rich! I’m going to teach you how to…

  • Harley’s

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    The founder of the Harley  Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went  to heaven.    At the gates, St. Peter told  Arthur, “You’ve been a good man and your motorcycles have changed the  world. Your reward is, you can hang  out with anyone you want in Heaven.”   Arthur thought about it for a…

  • TWA Coffee?

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    “Waiter, I’d a cup of coffee, please, no cream.” “I’m sorry, sir, we’re out of cream. Would you have it with no milk?” “Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!” “Well, it was ground this morning!” “Tea or coffee, gentlemen?” asked the waiter. “I’ll have tea,” replied the first customer. “Me too – and be sure…

  • Drunk

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    There’s this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, “What do you think you’re doing?” The drunk says, “I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I’m waiting on my house. Won’t be long now, there goes my neighbor.”

  • TAXI

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    You’re so fat, when you went outside wearing a yellow dress everyjoke called “TAXI”

  • Turn Off The Mic

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    On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone,…

  • Border Patrol

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    An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years. The widowed woman lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One day, her son came into…

  • Aerobic Instructors

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    Q: How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Five. Four to do it in perfect synchrony and one to stand there going “To the left, and to the left, and to the left, and to the left, and take it out, and put it down, and pick it up,…

  • 101 Ways to Annoy People

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    1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.” 3. Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…” 5. If you have a glass eye, tap…

  • Thinking Too Much…

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    Keep this in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumor! In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC), Socrates was well known for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who said excitedly, “Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of our…