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  • Darling

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    The manager of a large office noticed one of his department heads had hired a new man, so the boss called him into his office for a little orientation speech. “What is your name?” he asked. “John,” the new guy replied. The manager scowled, “Look, I don’t know what kind of place you worked at…

  • Nice Blond

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    One day after a birthday party at the jumper house, a young blond told her mother: Mommy, Mommy, I’m soooooo generous! When I was about to go into the jumpers, I found so many shoes and took them to the lost and found! Aren’t I soooooo generous?

  • Could It Happen Again?

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    A friend of mine and his family were taking a trip to the mall. On the way, their 18 month old son had a massive blow out poopy diaper. In the mall parking lot, the diaper was changed and put in a Dillard’s bag. Embarrassed by the incredibly bad smell, the couple decided to leave…

  • Cough

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    Overheard in a doctor’s waiting room: “My uncle had a cough like yours and he died. Mind you, he was hiding under his neighbour’s bed at the time.”

  • Drug Abuse

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    Why do they call it “drug abuse” when the person “abusing the drugs” then ends up with half of his brain being rendered useless?

  • Why Didn’t the Chicken Cross the Road?

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    Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because he’s “chicken”.

  • Seashells

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    I have a large seashell collection which I keep scattered all over the world.

  • Stupidity is Not a Crime!

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    Stupidity is not a crime… So you’re free to go!

  • Magical Lamp

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    Once upon a time, there was a man holding a magical lamp, he went to a bar where he then got a drink. The bartender sees him and asks him to chat, the man says,”I have a magical lamp rite here!” The bartender says,” Wow, does this mean I can wish for a million bucks.”…

  • Biblical Proportions

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    Your momma is so old, she breast fed Methuselah.

  • Are You Watching?

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    Sign outside a watch-maker’s shop; Watch batteries fitted.

  • The “Good” Grade

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    Child: Mom! I got a 100% on my homework! Mom: Really? On what subject? Child: A 40% on science and a 60% on spelling.