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Sloth

  • Hard Work

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    God: “Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.” Angel: “What are you going to do now?” God: “Call it a day.”

  • Gorilla Exterminator

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    A man called the gorilla exterminator because a gorilla was in the tree in his front yand. When the exterminator came he had a gun, a stick, and a dog. He explained that he would climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until it falls from the tree. “Then my dog will…

  • Random Insults…

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    You’re as bright as a broken lightbulb!

  • Orange Juice

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    You might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice container because it says concentrate on it!

  • Diet Tips

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    1: Fatten every one around you to make them look bigger. You’ll look thinner 2: If no-one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 3: Drink a diet soda with your candy bar. They’ll cancel each other out. 4: Life’s short, eat dessert first.

  • #12 Redneck

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    You know you’re a redneck if a city night on the town includes city jail.

  • Aminal

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    Once i bought a squirrel and I named it Melinda, and then I gave it food and then it died! Now I have a box named Joice Ann and I gave it some water and it fell down and then it died!

  • Fool II

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    You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself any time.

  • Hidden

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    Little johnny was going to school. Incredibly he found a genie and was given 3 wishes. “Can I have a piece of candy?” he said. “Kid, I am a powerful genie ask for something else.” “Mmmm, ok, give me 2 pieces of candy.” “You think I have time for such small wishes? Don’t ask for…

  • Shirt

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    After a shower, the man grabbed his shirt that his wife hung on the back of the door. It fell into the trash can. After picking it up, he looked into the trash and saw nothing so he put the shirt on. He went to college and walking along the corridor, he heard stiff laughs…

  • Stupid Momma

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    Yo Momma is stupid that she went hunting for whales in Ohio!

  • Too Sick to Come to Work

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    Kung Chow called his boss and said: “Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work.” The boss says: “Kung Chow I really need you today. When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me…