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  • You Might be a Redneck If…5

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    You might be a redneck if you wore a jumper to your prom.

  • Sumos

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    You’re so fat you make sumos look anorexic.

  • Mice

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    Yo momma’s so ugly when she walks in a room mice jump on chairs!

  • Toooooo Much!

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    After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. “That’s a bit much,” said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. “That’s…

  • Marketing Techniques

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    Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean? ———————————————————- NEW – Different color from previous design. ALL NEW – Parts are not interchangeable with previous design. EXCLUSIVE – Imported product. UNMATCHED – Almost as good as the competition. FOOLPROOF OPERATION – No provision for adjustments. ADVANCED DESIGN – The advertising agency doesn’t understand it.…

  • Nu Problemu

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    Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on HBOS in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke…

  • What The…!!

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    A guy walks into a strip club and sees a really pretty girl right in front of him. He goes up to her and asks, “Hey, Honey, want to come home with me?” She says yes. They go back to his house that night and they have sex. Throughout this whole time he hasn’t been…

  • Smart Dog

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    As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light,…

  • English Lecture

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    A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the…

  • Limerick Contest

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    This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the words Lewinski and Kaczynski in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners. Entry # 1 There once was a gal named Lewinsky Who played on a flute like Stravinsky ‘Twas “Hail to the Chief” on this flute made of beef that…

  • Poetryyyy

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    There once was a very old man, whose verses no one could scan. And when they asked, “Why?” he said, “I don’t know, I “just put too many words in the last line, I guess.”

  • Nicest Thing About a Nudist Wedding?

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    What’s the nicest thing about a nudist wedding? You don’t have to ask – you can see who the best man is.