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  • Weiler’s Law

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    Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

  • Bad Credit

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    Yo momma’s credit is so bad,,, The bank wants the their calendar back

  • Actress of the Day

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    At the beginning of term, we were supposed to portray what we learned during holidays by acting in a play for the school. Here I was known as the best actress in class so I was given the role of a secondary student who goes out with a rich man’s reckless son. During the rehearsals,…

  • Chuck Norris Facts: 22

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    Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth. In the medical community, death is referred to as “Chuck Norris Disease” Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost. If you work in an office with…

  • Internet Group Posters

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    How many internet group posters does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently 7 to caution about the dangers of…

  • What To Do When You Find Yourself in a Horror Movie

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    – Don’t assume the telephone calls are coming from another house. – When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it’s really dead. – Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. – Don’t go into the basement to check the power when the lights…

  • Post Cards!!

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    My friend works in a post office. One day, a man handed ten postcards to my friend and ask her to put them in the mailbox. She noticed that they had all been addressed but none of them contained a message, so she asked the man why the postcards nothing written on them. The man…

  • Rudolf

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    The Russians were called “Reds,” a long while ago. So a war general named Rudolf walks into a bakery. The baker starts talking about owning a reindeer. He starts asking questions about it to the general. When the baker gets home, he tells his wife, “Rudolf the Red knows reindeer!”

  • Acid

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    Throwing acid is wrong – in some people’s eyes

  • Washing Machine

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    A Blonde walks into an electronic store. A saleswoman goes up to him and introduces a washing machine. Saleswoman: Sir, this machine in gurantee to do half of all your laundry. Blonde: That’s nice, I’ll take two.

  • Sorry I’m Late . . .

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    Billy turns up at school very late one morning, and the teacher asks the reason why he’s late. “Sorry, Miss, my dad got burned.” “I’m sorry to hear that; I hope it’s not serious,” she replies. “Oh, they don’t piss about at the crematorium, Miss!”

  • People’s Final Words…

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    I’ll get a world record for this. It’s fireproof. He’s probably just hibernating. I’m making a citizen’s arrest. So, you’re a cannibal. Are you sure the power is off? Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? I’ve seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms.…