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Sloth

  • Your Exorcist

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    If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

  • Bet You Will Find Just One!

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    The other day, I bought a packet of air. I was surprised to find a few potato chips inside it. -Dedicated to Lays

  • Doggie

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    A guy goes to the movies one day, and in the front row there’s an old man. With him was his dog. It was a sad, funny kind of film. You know the type. In the sad part the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part the dog laughed his head off.…

  • I’m Telling on You

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    What do you say to a person who says that they are going to tell on you? You say: Too late, I already told.

  • I Would Punch You

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    I would punch you but I couldn’t make you any uglier.

  • But . . .

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    I saw a girl the other day. I didn’t like her because she was a butter face. You know ‘butter face’ – she has a hot joke, but her face . . .

  • Candel

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    Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it

  • Ten Commandments

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    The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse: You cannot post “Thou Shalt Not Steal,” “Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery” and “Thou Shall Not Lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!

  • Musical Chairs

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    Once there was this Australian guy, an English guy, and an American guy. They all went into a furniture store to by a chair that played music when you sat on it (aka musical chair). The next day the Australian guy comes back and says he wants to return the chair. When the clerk asks…

  • Toenails

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    Yo mama’s so big, she had to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!

  • The Human Resources Dictionary

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    “COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. “JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY” We have no time to train you. “CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE” We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up. “MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED” You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day. “SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED” Some time each night…

  • The Godfather Was Dying

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    The Godfather was dying. He summoned one of his godsons and said softly, “Mikey, before I go, I gotta ask one favor.” “Yes, godfather, anything,” said Mikey. “I worship you.” The old man’s eyes narrowed. “I want you to go to my bathroom and masturbate.” The lad looked around uneasily. “I dunno, boss. That’s kinda…