Sloth
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Doctor Doctor!!!
in Jokes“Doctor! I have a serious pronblem, I can never remember what I just said.” “When did you first notice this problem?” “What problem?”
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The Wizard
in JokesSo there’s this Wizard who worked in a factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants, taking advantage of his good nature, would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following sign: “This parking space belongs to the Wizard. … Violators will be toad.”
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On a Plane
in JokesJoe: Hey Frank, what do you call an Iraqi on a plane? Frank: Hmm, terrorist bomber? Hell on air? Death on two wings? Joe: No, a pilot you racist!
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25 Signs You’ve Grown Up
in Jokes1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in…
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SOCIAL SECURITY:
in JokesTwo men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.” “Social Security sex?” “Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”
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The Bellhop
in JokesA man had just got to his hotel room with his newlywed wife on thier honeymoon. He said, “Let’s screw.” So they took off their clothes and got close and started kissing and the man said, “Wait, we don’t have a condom, I’m not ready for kids yet.” So the man called up the bellhop…
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Funny Small Ads
in JokesSome small ads that didn’t quite come out right on paper – For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex. For Sale – Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy. Great Dames for sale. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect…
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Once Again, Yo Momma. . . . .
in JokesI saw yo momma walkin’ down the street the other day, with a fat pig under her arm. So, I went up to her and asked, ”Hey, where did you get that?” and the PIG says ”I won her in a contest!”