Sloth
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Goat Pen
in JokesA Dane, a Norwegian and Snakeyboy made a wager on who could remain inside a goat pen the longest. First out was the Dane, who came out after just 10 minutes yelling “Damn! The goat stinks!” After him the Norwegian went in, and after half an hour he came out yelling, “Damn! The goat stinks!”…
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Wise Advice
in JokesIf your father is a poor man, it’s your fate. But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.
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Virus Alert
in JokesHey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please. We wanna give you a warning, ‘Cause I found out this morning, About a dangerous, insidious computer virus. If you should get it, an email with the subject, ‘stinky cheese’, Better off protecting your chances, Under no circumstances, should you open it, Or else it will……
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Farm Equipment
in JokesWhats the difference between a black man and a farm tractor? Nothing! The tractor is just an upgrade!
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The TRUE Story of Creation…
in JokesIn the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth, and the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of deep. And the Devil said, ‘It doesn’t get any better than this.’ And so God created Man in His own image; Male and female created He them. And God looked…
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Equipped
in JokesNote: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL…
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Grass-eater
in JokesA blonde was driving along in her car one day, when she noticed a man at the side of the road, eating grass. She pulled over and asked him “Why are you eating the grass?” The man replied, “I’m too poor to afford any food, so I have to eat the grass to stay alive.”…
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Actual Quotes From Court
in JokesWhat gear were you in at the moment of the impact? Gucci sweats and Reeboks. And where was the location of the accident? Approximately milepost 498. And where is milepost 498? Probably between milepost 498 and 500. Did you blow your horn or anything? After the accident? Before the accident. Sure, I played for ten…