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Sloth

  • Keep Talking

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    Keep talking, I always yawn when I’m interested.

  • Theory on Hell

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    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam paper: “Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat), or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.” Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it…

  • QUIZ

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    Go to this website … I know some people might say that this isn’t a joke, but it’s really funny if you go to the website. Trust me. http://www.dr-joe.net/quiz.html It doesn’t have any viruses.

  • Did You Hear About…

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    Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa. Hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He’s all right now. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete…

  • Hard Work

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    God: “Whew! I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.” Angel: “What are you going to do now?” God: “Call it a day.”

  • Gorilla Exterminator

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    A man called the gorilla exterminator because a gorilla was in the tree in his front yand. When the exterminator came he had a gun, a stick, and a dog. He explained that he would climb the tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until it falls from the tree. “Then my dog will…

  • Random Insults…

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    You’re as bright as a broken lightbulb!

  • Orange Juice

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    You might be a redneck if you stare at the orange juice container because it says concentrate on it!

  • Diet Tips

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    1: Fatten every one around you to make them look bigger. You’ll look thinner 2: If no-one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 3: Drink a diet soda with your candy bar. They’ll cancel each other out. 4: Life’s short, eat dessert first.

  • #12 Redneck

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    You know you’re a redneck if a city night on the town includes city jail.

  • Aminal

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    Once i bought a squirrel and I named it Melinda, and then I gave it food and then it died! Now I have a box named Joice Ann and I gave it some water and it fell down and then it died!

  • Fool II

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    You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself any time.