Sloth

  • Blond Exam

    Blond College Exam HINT: this is an exam 1.Spell yes 2.spell no 3. what is 0-0 ANSWER:0 4. answer yes to this question 5. are you human 6. what did you answer #4 HINT: #=number 7. what number is this 8. is this an exam a):yes b);yes 9. spell your name 10. leave this one…

  • Enemies

    Sunday’s sermon was — Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” 80 percent of the congregation held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time except one small elderly lady. “Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to…

  • Frog Legs

    A blond man, Mark, was going to France over the summer. So he asked the advice of his friend, who had been to Paris last year. “Oh!” his friend said, “The food in France is fabulous! Be sure to ask about their frog legs.” “FROG legs? Really?” Mark couldn’t believe it. “Yeah. It seems strange,…

  • A Spelling Lesson

    Little Johnny kept spelling the word “went” wrong, instead he spelt “whent”. His teacher, who was very fusterated, decided to keep him after class to spell “went” 100 times. The next day she comes into the classroom, thinking he learned his lesson, and sees the whole board is full of the word “went”. But at…

  • Stupid…

    Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer

  • A Simple Little Poem

    This poem is for every guy who has a girl who wants poetry and songs devoted entirely to them 😉 ( Sung to row row row my boat ) Suck, suck, suck my cock suck my god damn cock blow it hard you fucking ‘tard suck my god damn cock! Please, if this offends you…

  • Thong Wire?

    Q – What do barbed wire and a thong have in common? A – Both protect the property, but neither obstruct the view.

  • Cowboy Indian and Muslim

    A cowboy an indian and a muslim were in an airport waiting for their flight. After some silence the indian says. “Once my people were many, now we are few.” Then the muslim says, “My people were many, we are still many,” he turns to the cowboy, “Why do you think that is?” The cowboy…

  • Yo Momma So Skinny……….

    yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.

  • Guinness Beer

    Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning ship. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however,…

  • Gift of Freedom?

    A fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have…

  • Potential vs Reality

    A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?” His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, “I’ll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.…