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This Will Warm Your Heart…
in JokesThis will warm your heart, just when you have lost faith in human kindness…. Dear Safety Harbor Middle School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has…
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Stupid Dress
in JokesYo momma’s so stupid, when you asked her for an evening gown, she came back with a night dress!
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Flashlights
in JokesA blonde couple were going on a vacation to the countryside visiting their relatives. As they soon reach their relatives’ home and go in, a blackout started. On and on the couple tried to find a source of light. Finally one of the blonde asks, “Hey, Mary, can you find anything?” Mary replies, “Nope, all…
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What’s That Smell!
in JokesA young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom, on the edge of the bathtub, saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet, and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she’s…
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Biology Experiment
in JokesThere was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says “Jump frog, jump!”. The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: ‘Frog with 4 legs – jumps 2 feet’. Next he chops…
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Bush, Chirac and Saddam
in JokesBush, Chirac and Saddam went to hell. Bush wanted to call the US, so he called for one minute and then asked for the cost and he was told $1,000,000, so he paid. Jacques Chirac wanted to call France so he called for one minute and he asked for the cost and he was told…
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The Creation of Dog
in JokesOn the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth, especially the horse, to serve as potential food for the dog. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man…
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in JokesAttention Bridge Buyers The most respected name in bridge sale is about to present an offer that no self respecting bridge collector can ignore. The Bradley Bridge Exchange is proud to introduce the Commemorative Bridge Series. Even if you have never collected bridges before this unique investment opportunity should interest you. The Bradley Bridge Exchange…
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Redneck Fight
in JokesThere were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river.…
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Jazz Musicians
in JokesHow many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t worry about the changes, we’ll fake it! Note: In jazz, the chord changes are what dictates the improvisation of the music.