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  • The Requirements of This Job

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    Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

  • Pillows

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    Yo Momma is so fat she had a dream of marshmallows, and when she woke up, her pillows were gone.

  • GAT Test

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    GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess) The following exam was administered as an Ebonics version of the SAT 1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy: A dime and two 40’s B. A new pair of Fila’s C. Dashikki down the block D. Yo mama 2) It’s tha end…

  • Dubya Quotes

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    “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” …George W. Bush “Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” …Governor George W. Bush “Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.” …Governor George W. Bush “Mars is essentially in the same orbit…Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun,…

  • Two Turds

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    Two turds were sitting beside each other in a toilet, when one looks to the other and says, “man, you smell like shit”.

  • Insanity

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    I didn’t lose my mind! I sold it on Ebay…

  • The Umbrella

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    If four people are standing under an umbrella and the umbrella has a hole in it, how many people are getting wet? None. It wasn’t raining!

  • Chuck Norris Facts: 32

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    Whoever said “only the good die young” was probably in Chuck Norris’s kindergarten class. Chuck Norris once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower. The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn’t kill you in your sleep. Chuck Norris doesn’t own a can opener, he…

  • 英文曲解

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    BASIC: Bill”s Attempt to Seize Industry Control（比尔的企图：夺取工业控制） ISDN: It Still Does Nothing（它仍然什么都不做） DOS: Defunct Operating System（已死亡的操作系统） MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs（大部分功能崩溃，如果没有，则操作系统挂起） WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System（将在所有系统中安装无用数据） MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers（大部分聪明的用户认识到我们的软件仅仅欺骗年轻人）

  • Circles

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    Why is a circle so hot???? Because it’s 360 degrees!!!

  • How Many Apples

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    During a recent expedition, three intrepid adventurers were left stranded in the middle of the desert with only a crate full of apples. During the night, Alan woke up and decided to hide his share of the apples, one-third, then promptly fell asleep again. Brian woke up shortly after and also decided to hide a…

  • Born Naked

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    We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass… then things get worse.