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The Creation of Dog
in JokesOn the first day of creation, God created the dog. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth, especially the horse, to serve as potential food for the dog. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man…
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Redneck Fight
in JokesThere were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across that river.…
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Jazz Musicians
in JokesHow many jazz musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? Don’t worry about the changes, we’ll fake it! Note: In jazz, the chord changes are what dictates the improvisation of the music.
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The Fart Dictionary
in JokesThe Fart Dictionary The Alarm Fart – This is a good fart for the beginner. It is easy to identify. It starts with a loud unnaturally high note, wavers like a siren, and ends with a quick downward note that stops before you expect it to. It sounds like something is wrong. If it happens…
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Gas Station-UFO
in JokesA flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters “UFO” were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young,…
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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman in an Argument
in JokesDon’t you have some laundry to do or something? Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off. You’re just upset because your butt is beginning to spread. Wait a minute – I get it. What time of the month is it? Shouldn’t you consult the great Oprah on this one? Sorry. I…
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Who Put The Light Out?
in JokesOutside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
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Blown A Seal
in JokesA man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after. He service man opened the bonnet and after a while the repair man said ” It looks like you’ve blown a seal “, the man replies “No, it’s just frost…
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Say What?
in JokesWinters are fierce in northern Scotland, so the owner of the estate felt he was doing a good deed when he bought a pair of earmuffs for his foreman. One cold, blustery day, he noticed that the foreman wasn’t wearing them. In fact, he couldn’t recall a time he’d ever seen the man wear the…
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Shark
in JokesA child was born one day with a condition that limited him to only being able to whisper – unable to speak loudly or normally. At about 30 years old he finally goes to the doctor wanting to treat it. “Can you treat this condition, doc?” he whispers very silently, barely heard. “Well, I can…