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  • Record Breaker

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    A man is just about to break a record. Suddenly, a dog jump up and bites him on the neck. Q: Is the dog owned by the former record keeper? A: Yes. Q: Did the former record keeper intend this to stop other people from breaking his record? A: Yes. The murderer doesn’t want other…

  • The Gay bar

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    Four gay guys walk into a gay bar and they find a problem. There’s only one stool left. One guy says “Lets flip for it” But another says “No, Lets flip it over”

  • Dalmatian Puppy

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    Why can’t a dalmatian puppy hide from his mom? ‘Cause he’s already been spotted!

  • A Wise Man

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    A wise man once said. I Don’t know ask A Girl! A wise man Once Said. Life sucks and then we die.

  • I like the way you Think

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    Little Johnny’s school was having show and tell, so the teacher started a ‘Guess What’s Behind My Back’ game. She went to her desk and picked something up. “Okay class,” she said, “guess what’s behind my back. It’s red, round, and shiny.” “I know, teacher! It’s an apple!” shouted Little Johnny! The teacher replied, “No…

  • Blonde Golfers

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    Two blondes were starting a round of golf together. On the first tee, the first blonde smacked a beautiful drive down the center of the fairway. With a smile, she picked up the tee and walked to the cart. The second blonde cranked another good drive down the center of the fairway. Pleased, she hopped…

  • Belly Buttons Explained

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    Q: How do babies get their belly buttons? A: When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row, then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, “You’re done, you’re done, you’re done, – – -“

  • Pat and Mick

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    Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: “Mick! I lost my finger!” “Have you now?” says Mick. “And how did you do it?” “I just touched this big spinning thing here like this…Damn! There goes another one!”

  • What Grows on Trees?

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    Money may not grow on trees, but it would seem as if morons like you certainly do.

  • Rodeo Star

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    How does a rodeo star get around? With a cattle-act.

  • He V. She

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    He v. She The family picture is on his desk – Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on her desk – Um, her family will come before her career. His desk is cluttered – He’s obviously a hard worker and a busy man. Her desk is cluttered – She’s obviously a…

  • Drive Through

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    The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes: “Parking for drive-through customers only!”