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  • Communication

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    A communication technician drafted by the army was at a firing range. At the range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and 50 rounds. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his weapon, and then…

  • You Lie Like A Dog!

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    A man was taking a walk around town one day and he passed a sign saying ‘Talking dog for sale $5’. He thought it was a scam, but he went to see what was up anyway. When he got to the porch a dog came up to him. Deciding to be a smart aleck, he…

  • Check Up

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    Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up. When it was finished, she asked her gynecologist how everything was. He said he was pleased and that she was in great shape, and that she was pregnant. “No way!” she exclaimed, but he assured her she was most definitely pregnant. She stormed out of the examining…

  • How the Spaceship was Invented

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    Bob: I’m going to go ride my spaceship. Jack: What’s a spaceship? Bob: Dunno, I’ll go invent it.

  • JACK AND JILL…

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    JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son.

  • The Carpenter’s Son

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    One day Jesus was out for a walk, strolling near the walls surrounding heaven, when he heard an old man’s voice call from the other side. “Hello? Hello?” Jesus replied, “Who is it?” “Just a poor, old carpenter searching for his son,” the old man replied. Jesus’ heart leapt with joy and he called out,…

  • Making Your Bed

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    The landlady asked me if I minded making my own bed. I said I didn’t and she said great there’s a hammer and nails in the corner.

  • Innuendo

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    Yo momma is so stupid, she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.

  • Age and Sex

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    This young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him, “When you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe you’ll do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have…

  • Smart Child

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    A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter: Mother: “What does the cow say?” Child: “Moooo!” Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?” Child: “Meow.” Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! What does the frog say?” The wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, Child: “Bud.”

  • Ending it All

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    An 83-year old woman decided that she’d seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn’t certain…

  • This is What We Call it Here

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    This American is on a business trip to Mexico and has the first day off. He decides he wants to ride a donkey, a traditional Mexican thing. He asks this local man if he can rent a donkey for the day. The man says, “Gringo we call them asses here in Mexico. If you want…