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  • You Looked Like My Wife

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    A drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for sometime at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.” “Why you worthless, insufferable,…

  • 10 Sentences Teachers Say

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    10 sentences teachers say (and their true meanings) 1. This book is very commonly used (I also studied from it 40 years ago) 2. It’s important to understand what the material means in general (I’m not good with details) 3. Some might say… (My guess is…) 4. The answer to that question is not in…

  • Do Ya Wanna Dance?

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    A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions. The man asks, “Is it true that men and women don’t dance together?” “Yes,” says the rabbi, “For modesty reasons, men and women dance separately.” “So I can’t dance with…

  • You Might be a Redneck If . . .

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    You might be a redneck if . . . you have been married three times and you still have the same in-laws, You think TACO BELL is a Mexican Phone Company, Your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign on the back, You think Possum is “The Other White Meat”, You hooked up with your…

  • Two Peanuts

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    Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

  • Letters to a landlord

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    Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting…

  • Sick Pony

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    What did the sick pony say to its mother? I’m a little hoarse.

  • 40 YEARS OLD!!!

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    (This joke was copied from the “Fresh Price of Bel Air” show and are not my original jokes). 40 is the begining…. the begining of the end. 40 is the begining of life. Did I say life?… i meant gum disease!

  • More Idiots!

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    Idiot #1 Yankton, South Dakota: A woman was arrested at her step son’s Boy Scout meeting. While watching a policeman demonstrate his drug dog’s ability, the dog found a bag of grass in her purse. Idiot #2 A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it.…

  • Stones and Birds

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    Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to kill 2 stones with one bird!

  • The Rabbi and the pious man

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    A Rabbi was walking home from the Temple and a pious and learned man who could usually beat the rabbi in religious arguments. The rabbi started walking faster so that he could catch up to his friend, when he was horrified to see his friend go into a Chinese restaurant (not a kosher one). Standing…

  • Alarming…

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    Knock-Knock, Who’s there? Alarm. Alarm who? Alarm the cops about all the partying I’ve been having!!