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Jokes

  • Stripe

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    Yo Momma smells so bad the skunk gave her his stripe.

  • Bad car Day

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    A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. “What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asked. The man responded, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.” At…

  • Mom and DAD

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    Yo momma ain’t got no hands. And yo dad ain’t got no eyes. Yo momma said i’m goona slap the shit out of you. And yo daddy said i’d like to see that.

  • Procrastination

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    Top Ten Reasons to Procrastinate 1.

  • WORDS WOMEN USE…

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    FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks – this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the…

  • Did you ever notice…?

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    Did you ever notice that a lot of people will do just about anything to get attention? Like putting jokes up on a website! P.S I love Wocka.

  • Corporate Lesson 2:

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    Always be well informed A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an…

  • At the Zoo

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    1st woman: I took my son to the zoo yesterday. 2nd woman: Did they accept him?

  • Secret of a Long Marriage

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    A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everyjoke wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded, “When we were first married we came to an agreement – I would make all the major decisions and my wife would make…

  • Little Girl and the Elderly

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    While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass.…

  • December 14

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    FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 14 RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party I’m sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery and I’ll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and…

  • Fat

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    Yo mama so fat, when she breast-fed you, you drank bacon grease.