Jokes
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Chuck Norris Facts: 29
in JokesChuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball. According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers. Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig’s blood. Count from one…
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A Hole Behind
in JokesA man went to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at his Motel, he found he had a lot of time before the meeting so he got the directions for a nearby golf course from the clerk. While playing on the front nine, he thought over…
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Alligators
in JokesThere once was a set of twin alligators that grew up in the same bayou. One, however, was much larger and stronger than the other. One day the twins were sitting there talking, and trying to figure out why one was so much bigger – since they were the same age, had the same genes,…
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The Box.
in JokesThere was a man, let’s call him Gregory. Gregory was carrying a small box, and he went to another man’s house (we’ll call him Jebediah) and knocked on the door. When Jebediah answered, Gregory said “I have a proposition for you. Take this box. There is a button inside. If you press the button before…
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I Just Submitted a Joke and I Cant See It.
in JokesJokes are not immediately available to all users until they are voted by other users at least 10 times. This is to assure that the rating of the joke is accurate and that it does not violate the “Terms and Conditions” of this website. If you have your preferences set to not hide any jokes…
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Common Last Words
in Jokes“Of course I know what I’m doing!” “Trust me.” “Say, what happens if I press this?” “Stop being so negative!” “I’m perfectly fine. Really.” “Do you smell something burning?” “It’s not that poisonous. Look, if I eat some first will you try it?” “See? Told you I wasn’t afraid of heights!” “You know, bears are…
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The Train Journey II
in JokesFour priests board a train for a long journey to a church council conference. Shortly into the trip one priest says, “Well, we’ve worked together for many years now, but we don’t really know each other. I suggest we tell each other one of our sins to get better acquainted.” They look nervously at one…