Jokes
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Jews in the Desert
in JokesWhy did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years? They heard that someone dropped a quarter
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Sweet Violets
in JokesThere once was a farmer who took a young miss Out back of the barn where he gave her a … Lecture on horses and cattle and eggs And told she had the most wonderful … Manners that suited a girl of her charms A girl that he wanted to take in his … Washing…
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Kids Say the Darndest Things…
in JokesSome grade school teachers must agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples: – The future of “I give” is “I take.” – The parts of speech are lungs and air. – The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. – A census…
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Wrong Meanings
in JokesA boy asked his mother what the word “shit” meant. The mother didn’t know what to say, so she said it meant “food”. Then he asked what the word “nigger” meant. She still did not know what to say, so she said “priest”. The last word he asked about was “fuck”. She really did not…
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Chuck Norris Facts: 36
in JokesChuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow. Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about! Chuck Norris don’t open no can of whoopass. He makes his own. Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the…
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Coolidge Effect
in JokesU.S. President Calvin Coolidge and his wife allegedly visited a poultry farm. During the tour, Mrs. Coolidge inquired of the farmer how his farm managed to produce so many fertile eggs with such a small number of roosters. The farmer proudly explained that his roosters performed their duty dozens of times each day. “Perhaps you…
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Knowledge Corrupts
in JokesPremise I: Knowledge is power. Premise II: Power corrupts. Conclusion: Therefore, knowledge corrupts.