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  • December 14

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    FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 14 RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party I’m sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery and I’ll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and…

  • Fat

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    Yo mama so fat, when she breast-fed you, you drank bacon grease.

  • WHAT DENOMINATION?

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    BLONDE woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?” The clerk says, “What denomination?” The woman says, “God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.

  • They Have Birthdays?

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    You might be a redneck if… You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can’t remember how old your children are.

  • The Duel

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    Report of a duel between Alexander Shott and John Nott, in June 1849. Nott was shot and Shott was not. In this case, it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some said that Nott was not shot, but Shott says that he shot Nott. It may be that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott,…

  • Four Girls

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    Four girls were playing a game of tag. All of them had really long names that were hard to say, so one person thought of the idea of giving themselves nicknames. One suggested thinking of funny names, so the really tall girl was named ‘Shorty’. The really thin girl was named ‘fatty’. The next girl…

  • Yo Momma So Big…

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    Yo momma is so big, that when she farts, she destroys the ozone layer above her!

  • Stroop Test

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    For those of you who do not know, a stroop test is where you say the color of the word, but not the word itself(and the words are spelling out colors). One day there was a blonde. She saw stroop tests and found them fun. One day she was on a radio show. She said…

  • Who Would Have Been President?

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    Bill and Hillary were going down a back road and stopped at a gas station. As the worker was filling up their car, he said to Hillary, “I went to high school with you”. She recognized him and agreed with him. Later, as they were driving down the road, Bill said, “If you had married…

  • Ice Cream!

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    Yo Momma’s so fat, when she walks down the street and hums, the kids all run after her, waving money and yelling, “Ice Cream truck! Ice Cream truck!”

  • Redneck State Form

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    ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION Name: (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Unemployed Spouse’s Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt…

  • What are Editors and How Do I Become One?

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    An editor is someone who has earned enough points to “unlock” certain features of the website. Editors have certain degrees of ability to modify the jokes on this website. Here is a list of the requirements and privileges given to those who meet the requirements. You do not need to ask to become an editor.…