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Jokes

  • Ice Cream!

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    Yo Momma’s so fat, when she walks down the street and hums, the kids all run after her, waving money and yelling, “Ice Cream truck! Ice Cream truck!”

  • Redneck State Form

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    ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION Name: (_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (_) Billy-Jefferson (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: (_)Farmer (_)Mechanic (_)Hair Dresser (_)Unemployed Spouse’s Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt…

  • What are Editors and How Do I Become One?

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    An editor is someone who has earned enough points to “unlock” certain features of the website. Editors have certain degrees of ability to modify the jokes on this website. Here is a list of the requirements and privileges given to those who meet the requirements. You do not need to ask to become an editor.…

  • Useful

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    Found in micellaneous things. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you. I don’t have a short attention span, it’s just that I- Etc.:a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely. If your dog is fat, you’re not…

  • Deep Sleeper

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    A man stepped onto the overnight train and told the conductor, “I need you to wake me up in Philadelphia. I’m a deep sleeper and can be ornery when I get up, but no matter what, I want you to help me make that stop. Here’s $100 to make sure.” The conductor agreed. The man…

  • Blonde Thief

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    Q: How can you tell if a blonde has stolen your bike? A: She’s running away with it under her arm.

  • Not Only…

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    Not only am I redundant and superfluous, but I also tend to use more words than necessary.

  • Legal Rights

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    Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

  • Ticket Please

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    Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket. “How can the three of you travel on one ticket?” asks a lawyer. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer. Aboard the train the…

  • CONFOUNDED:

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    A man was in a terrible accident, and his “manhood” was mangled and torn from his joke. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn’t cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for “small”, $6,500 for…

  • The Best and Worst Things in Life.

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    The best things in life are free and the worst things in life cost only $19.95.

  • That Takes the Biscuit

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    A couple was arranging for their wedding, and asked the bakery to inscribe the wedding cake with “1 John 4:18” which reads, “There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear.” The bakery evidently lost, smudged or otherwise misread the noted reference, and beautifully inscribed on the cake, “John 4:18” “For you…