Jokes
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Stupid Robbers III
in Jokes(Washington DC): A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a check – a forged check. He got 10 years. (Virginia): A man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a…
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True Lawyer Story
in JokesA Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars. and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.…
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An Elderly Woman Died…
in JokesAn elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, “They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive, I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.
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Error 374: No Title Has Been Given to This Joke
in JokesI just wrote this out of boredom. I do not care what you think. If you think this bad, I can’t help but say, “Go fuck yourself”. A couple had been fighting for quite a while. The husband is just craving for sex. One night when they’re in bed: Husband: You know, it’s fun. Wife:…
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Cat Scratch
in JokesA guy was having trouble with his cat. His cat would always scratch the sofa but never the scratching post. One day the guy got an idea; he bought a new couch and replaced the scratching post with the old couch hoping this would solve his problem, but his cat just began scratching the new…