Jokes
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The Horse
in JokesGeorge W. Bush was invited to visit the Queen of England. The Queen gets her finest horses and buggy. When Bush gets off the plane, and onto the buggy, Bush and the Queen ingage in a conversation. In the middle of their conversation, one of the horse let out a really big, really smelly fart.…
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Dirty Mama
in JokesYo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
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Russian Cows
in JokesRussian company: You have two cows. You drink some vodka and count them again. You have five cows. The Russian Mafia shows up and takes however many cows you have.
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God’s Work
in JokesGrandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, “Did God make you, Grandpa?” “Yes, God made me,” the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, “Did God make me, too?” “Yes, He did,” the older man answered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa,…
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So You Wanna be a Musician?
in JokesA man dies and finds himself standing third in line at the Pearly Gates. The Angel explains that admission requirements are now a bit more strict, as a few slum landlords and con artists have managed to slip into Heaven without being detected. He queries the first candidate: “What was your annual salary, and what…
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Three Women
in JokesThree women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball, suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head and passes the three women. He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. “He’s not my husband,” she says. He passes by the second…
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Throwing Em Out
in Jokes3 men were sitting in a plane. They were talking about peace when the subject of weapons came up. They decided to never use weapons again to hurt anyone else. The first man pulled out a heavy rock from under his seat and said, “I used to throw rocks like this at people I disliked.…
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Museum Curator
in JokesThe assistant curator of the musuem came to the head curator with a couple of problems. “Sir, the mummy is damp and getting mouldy. And the white mouse in the maze exhibit has developed dry skin.” The head curator thought for a minute, then advised, “Put your mummy where your mouse is.”
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The Blond and the Lawyer
in JokesSitting next to each other on a plane are a blond woman and a lawyer. To make the plane ride a bit more interesting, the lawyer suggests that he and the blond play a game. “We each take turns asking a question, and if you answer wrong you must give me $5 and if I…