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Jokes

  • Leech

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    Q:What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? A:The leech stops sucking you dry after you’re dead.

  • Six years

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    Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life? A: Fourth grade.

  • Coolidge Effect

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    U.S. President Calvin Coolidge and his wife allegedly visited a poultry farm. During the tour, Mrs. Coolidge inquired of the farmer how his farm managed to produce so many fertile eggs with such a small number of roosters. The farmer proudly explained that his roosters performed their duty dozens of times each day. “Perhaps you…

  • Knowledge Corrupts

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    Premise I: Knowledge is power. Premise II: Power corrupts. Conclusion: Therefore, knowledge corrupts.

  • Maternity Ward

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    Sign seen on a maternity-ward door: Push! Push! Push!

  • Asylum

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    Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, “I am Napoleon!” Another one said, “How do you know?” The first inmate said, “God told me!” Just then, a voice from another room shouted, “I did NOT!”

  • Blond Les-bar

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    Q) What does a blond say when she comes out of a lesbian bar? A) Wow, those people sure were friendly!

  • Eat Your Pussy

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    Teacher: John, why is your cat at school today? John: (crying)..I heard the milkman tell mom..”When the kid goes to school i’m gonna eat your pussy!”

  • The Bus

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    Yo Momma’s just like a bus. They’re big, smelly, and you can ride it for a buck.

  • Chocolate Chip Cookies

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    An old, old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, he was sure he could smell freshly-baked chocolate chip cookies. He crawled out of bed and slowly limped down the stairs. Sure enough, across the…

  • Banta and Sant

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    Santa:Oye, you know once, when I was very young, I jumped from the 20th floor of a building. Banta: Then what happened? Did you survived or die? Santa replied: “Oye, I forgot, that was years ago”.

  • Cooking Woes

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    Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced…