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Jokes

  • A M$ Programmer in Hell

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    What really does happen to MS programmers once they die? Did you hear about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died? He found himself in front of a committee that decides whether you go to Heaven or Hell. The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and asked him if he wanted…

  • Why Does a Duck Cross the Street?

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    Why does a duck cross the street? Because it was the chicken’s and turkey’s day off.

  • Stupid Robbers III

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    (Washington DC): A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a check – a forged check. He got 10 years. (Virginia): A man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a…

  • Services

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    Q: Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service.

  • Ugh!

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    What’s a Jewish dilemma? A free ham sandwich.

  • The Secret to Enjoying Wine

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    The secret to enjoying a good wine is: 1 – Open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2 – When it does not breathe, give it mouth-to-mouth

  • Tank

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    Knock-Knock. Who’s There? Tank. Tank Who? You’re Welcome!

  • Cows Night Out

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    Q: Where do cows go on Saturday nights? A: To the moovies

  • EHCA

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    Can you decipher this phrase? EHCA Backache!

  • True Lawyer Story

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    A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars. and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.…

  • You are a Redneck If… #17

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    You are a redneck if: one wall of your home is a tarp.

  • An Elderly Woman Died…

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    An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, “They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive, I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.