Jokes
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Yo Mama So Fat
in JokesYo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a whole episode off MTV’s grand finale of Making the Van!
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Superhero Jokes
in JokesQ: Where is Spiderman’s home page? A: On the world wide web. Q: Why is Superman stupid? A: Because he wears his underwear over his pants. Q: Why is Batman more stupid? A: Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear. Q: Why is Robin even more…
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Pigeon and Woodpecker
in JokesDid you hear about the scientist who crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker? He got a bird that not only delivers messages to their destination but knocks on the door when it gets there.
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Airplane on the Sabbath
in JokesQ: Is one permitted to ride in an airplane on the Sabbath? A: Yes, as long as your seat belt remains fastened. In this case, it is considered that you are not riding, you are wearing the plane.
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Rejection Lines
in Jokes10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in ‘Deliverance.’ 9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don’t want to do my dad. 8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.…
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Rabinovich
in JokesPost-Soviet Russia. Rabinovich calls the Pamyat headquarters: “Is it true that we Jews sold out Mother Russia?” In return he hears an affirmation accompanied by antisemitic slurs. “Oh good. So where can I get my share?”
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You Know You’re From Oklahoma
in JokesYou know you’re from Oklahoma if: a tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. you ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day. you…
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How Many Dominicans?
in JokesHow many Dominicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Dominican one to hold the bulb and Dominican two to turn Dominican one
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First Condom
in JokesA young couple decide to have sex for the first time so they go to the store to buy condoms. They find a popular brand and bring it to the register. The price on the box is $1.00 but when the cashier totals up the price it comes to $1.07. The couple asks what the…
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Dad, Can You…..
in JokesLittle Johnny was doing his homework, and it was some sort of code where you had to fill in which letter is which, i.e. the letter a = 1, b = 2, d = 4, etc. He got to one that he didn’t know which number it was, and he decided to ask his father,…
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Blonde Deflowering
in JokesWhat does a blonde say when she loses her virginity? “So are you guys all on the same team?”