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Jokes

  • Thai Boxing

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    I gave up Thai boxing because I felt the Thais were getting fed up being put in boxes.

  • Rectum Deodorant

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    A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from his store on a regular basis and would like some…

  • No Ass

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    What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced.

  • Rich Man

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    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the…

  • The Miser

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    There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with…

  • You Looked Like My Wife

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    A drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for sometime at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, “I’m sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.” “Why you worthless, insufferable,…

  • 10 Sentences Teachers Say

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    10 sentences teachers say (and their true meanings) 1. This book is very commonly used (I also studied from it 40 years ago) 2. It’s important to understand what the material means in general (I’m not good with details) 3. Some might say… (My guess is…) 4. The answer to that question is not in…

  • Do Ya Wanna Dance?

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    A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions. The man asks, “Is it true that men and women don’t dance together?” “Yes,” says the rabbi, “For modesty reasons, men and women dance separately.” “So I can’t dance with…

  • You Might be a Redneck If . . .

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    You might be a redneck if . . . you have been married three times and you still have the same in-laws, You think TACO BELL is a Mexican Phone Company, Your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign on the back, You think Possum is “The Other White Meat”, You hooked up with your…

  • Two Peanuts

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    Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

  • Letters to a landlord

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    Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting…

  • Sick Pony

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    What did the sick pony say to its mother? I’m a little hoarse.