Jokes
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Where There’s a Will, There’s a Way
in JokesA wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious enough that he decided to change his will. At his lawyer’s office, he threw his will on the table and said, “This needs an heircut.”
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Yesterday, I Heard …
in JokesYesterday, I heard from a drug rep for Glaxo who told me that they are on the verge of launching a new herbal remedy that they think will take the market by storm. This drug sounds so promising that I want to suggest to my friends that they consider buying stock in the company. The…
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Women With PMS
in JokesWhy does it take 3 women with PMS to change a lightbulb? BECAUSE IT JUST DOES, OK!!!!
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@ Mad ADD Joke! 1
in Jokes1. Aquariums + Gratitude = FISH THANKS! 2. Orange Bear + A Ghost = WINNIE THE BOO! 3. Saint Nick + A Grizzly Bear = Santa Claws! 4. Skunk + Kangaroo = STINK-A-ROO!
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Difference Between Penis and Bread
in JokesDad: Son what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread? Son: I don’t know. Dad: Then remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread.
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Electricity
in JokesIf it weren’t for electricity, we’d all be watching television by candlelight. – George Gobel
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Improvements
in JokesAn engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him. One day God called to Satan to mock him, “So, how’s…
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You are a Redneck If… #16
in JokesYou are a redneck if: Your pet groundhog has ever bitten more than one of your thumbs off.
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Doctors? Huh!
in JokesIf it is dry – moisten. If it is moist – dry. Congratulations, you are now a dermatologist. ==================================================== What’s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
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Exciting People
in JokesHow many exciting people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they are VERY excited, one of them cracks the lightbulb and another throws the screw at their neighbor’s house.