Jokes
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40 YEARS OLD!!!
in Jokes(This joke was copied from the “Fresh Price of Bel Air” show and are not my original jokes). 40 is the begining…. the begining of the end. 40 is the begining of life. Did I say life?… i meant gum disease!
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More Idiots!
in JokesIdiot #1 Yankton, South Dakota: A woman was arrested at her step son’s Boy Scout meeting. While watching a policeman demonstrate his drug dog’s ability, the dog found a bag of grass in her purse. Idiot #2 A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it.…
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The Rabbi and the pious man
in JokesA Rabbi was walking home from the Temple and a pious and learned man who could usually beat the rabbi in religious arguments. The rabbi started walking faster so that he could catch up to his friend, when he was horrified to see his friend go into a Chinese restaurant (not a kosher one). Standing…
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Engineers
in JokesOne day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, “I think a rod broke.” The Chemical Engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the end, I don’t think it’s getting gas.” The Electrical Engineer said,…
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But….he Made His Own Lunch!!
in JokesOnce there were 3 guys, a Cuban, an American, and an Italian. So they worked together,and it was lunch time, so the American opens his lunch box and sees peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and he says, “If I get a peanut-butter jelly sandwich one more time I’m going to kill myself.” Then the Italian opens…
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Puede Un Hombre?
in JokesCan a mane date the sister of his widow? No, because you can’t date when you are dead.
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A Deep Rooted Delusion
in JokesPerhaps you’ve heard of the man who thought he was dead? In reality he was very much alive. His delusion became such a problem that his family finally paid for him to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist spent many laborious sessions trying to convince the man he was still alive. Nothing seemed to work. Finally…
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Haunted Hotel Room
in JokesA man walked into a hotel and asked for a room. The guy behind the counter said there is only one room left but it is haunted. The man does not believe this so he gets the room. That night the man hears a voice saying “I`m gonna find you, I`m gonna get you, I`m…
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Are Dogs Welcome?
in JokesAre Dogs Welcome? A man wrote a letter to a small hotel located in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, “I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is very well behaved and well groomed. I would like to know if I would be permitted…
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Protestants
in JokesDuring the Irish Potato famine, a young Irish-Catholic woman was worried about the poverty of her family. She told her parents that she was going to America to seek her fortune. With many tears, they let her go. Years passed, and the woman returned home. She arrived in a private jet, dressed in a gorgeous…