Jokes
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Yo Momma So Skinny
in JokesYo mama is so skinny Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
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All These Questions
in JokesA father and son went fishing one summer day. While they were out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “Dad, how does this boat float?” “Don’t rightly know, son.” “Dad, how do fish breath underwater?” “Don’t rightly know, son.” “Dad, why is the sky blue?”…
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Sanitarium 2
in JokesA doctor goes into a sanitarium one day to check up on the patients. He sees they are all lined up with bathing suits on, jumping into the air and landing hard on the floor. He asks them what they are doing, and they all answer “We’re diving into the pool”. Only one of them…
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Another Redneck Joke
in JokesIf you name your kids after dead family pets you just might be a redneck!
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Flat Chested
in JokesYour mama is so flat chested, the last time she had a breast was in a bucket at KFC.
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Brain Cell
in JokesOnce upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet. “Hello?” she cried…but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no answer…. Now the female brain cell…
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Disk Care
in JokesBy following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. 1. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders. 2. Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a…