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Jokes

  • Listening

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    No one is listening to you until you make a mistake.

  • Median and Mean

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    The median of the list n; n+3, n+4; n+5; n+6; n+8; n+10; n+12; n+15 is 10. What is the mean? What is the median and what is the mean? There are 9 numbers, and the median is the 5th number n+6. Compare each number with the median, the mean is 10+(-6-3-2-1+2+4+6+9)/9=11.

  • The Idiot

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    Soccer Coach: Why didn’t you stop the ball? New Goalie: I thought that was what the net was for!

  • Puppy Photos

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    Photographing a new puppy isn’t as easy as it may first sound… Remove film from box and load camera. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle. Choose a suitable background for photo. Mount camera on tripod and focus. Find puppy and take…

  • Prison v. Work

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    Prison v. Work In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ by 10′ cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6′ by 8′ cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay…

  • Church Lessons

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    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth…

  • What’s the Difference

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    What’s the difference between man and life? Life is always hard.

  • Gets Stoned

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    Do you think god gets stoned? I do. Look at the platypus! -Robin Williams

  • NOTICE:

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    The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn’t for any religious constitutional reason. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation’s capitol. There was, however, no problem finding enough asses to fill the stable.

  • The Internet…

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    My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. Their Disney password was “GoofyMickeyMinniePluto” and I asked why it was so long. “Because,” my son explained, “they said it had to have at least four characters.”

  • Putting One’s Foot In It!

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    A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the results. Some time later an orderly appeared and handed the man a large pill. Just then a mother with a small child in need of immediate attention entered. After the orderly disappeared with the new patient, the…

  • The Lord Giveth . . .

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    The old Lord of the Manor was finally on his death-bed, and had called his servants to his bed-side. To his butler, he said, “Jeeves, you have been with me now for nearly 40 years, and for your loyal service I shall leave you Ashley Hall, with its 74 rooms, and a 100% pension.” “Thank…