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Jokes

  • Love…

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    Yo mama’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

  • Cartoons

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    How many cartoon characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? nine – three to find a light bulb, three to figure out how to remove the old one, three to screw it in, and all of them to complicate it!

  • Accountant’s Success Story

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    Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to an interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, “What is three times seven?” “22,” Rick replied. After he left, he double-checked the problem on his calculator (he KNEW he should have taken it…

  • 50 Quick and Easy Ways to Annoy Someone Online

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    1) pretendyoudontknowwhatthespacebaris 2) no caps or puncuation at all seriously it really annoys people 3) Abb. or shorten evry othr wrd it wrks rly wel 4) UsE cApS oN aNd OfF lIkE tHiS 5) 1337 5) maik rly stoopid spelng mistaiks liek dis 6) Waste peoples’ time. 7) Feing lost of tyops (Feign lots of…

  • Digging Holes

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    An Irish guy was digging a hole in his front lawn, when his neighbour walks by and says, “Hey, Patrick, what are you doing?” “Digging a hole,” said Patrick. “What’s wrong with the hole next to it?” said his neighbour. “That one wasn’t deep enough,” said Patrick.

  • Top 10 Most Rejected Children Book Titles

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    1. The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator 2. Where to Find the Toys in the Oven 3. 101 Games to Play in the Road 4. Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub, a Blowdryer, and a Fork 5. Your Nightmares are Real 6. Monsters Killed Grandpa 7. All Guns Squirt Water 8. How Fun it is…

  • Cow With No Legs

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    What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!

  • A Man Walks Into a bar…

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    A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, “Hi there, good looking, how’s it going?” Having already had a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, ‘Listen! I’ll…

  • Why Muslim Commit Suciide

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    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslims are so quick to commit suicide. Let’s see now: No Jesus, No Wal-Mart, No Television, No Cheerleaders, No baseball, No Football, No Basketball, No Hockey, No Golf, No Tailgate Parties, No Home Depot. No Pork BBQ, No Hot Dogs, No Burgers, No Lobster, No Shellfish, or even frozen…

  • How to Write a Paper

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    1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair, in a well lit place, with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils. 2. Check your email. 3. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand. 4. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate. 5. Check your email. 6. Stop off…

  • Another Three Wishes

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    A man was walking along the beach when he saw bottle. Curious, he picked it up and was wiping the sand off it when out came a genie. “I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie. The man couldn’t believe it. “First, I want ten million dollars in a Swiss bank account.” Poof! The…

  • Restaurant Menu

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    TRUE STORY I was working in a restaurant for several years. On a very busy night, I was helping out with the seating. I showed seats to a party of four and when I went to give them the menus, I realised we only had one menu left. As I placed the menu in front…