Jokes

  • Yo Momma So Skinny

    Yo mama is so skinny Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.

  • Keep an Idiot Busy III

    Q: How do you keep an idiot busy? A: Have him read this.

  • A man walks out of a bar totally hammered…

    A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. “You, sir, are drunk!” “And you ma’am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!”

  • All These Questions

    A father and son went fishing one summer day. While they were out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “Dad, how does this boat float?” “Don’t rightly know, son.” “Dad, how do fish breath underwater?” “Don’t rightly know, son.” “Dad, why is the sky blue?”…

  • Sanitarium 2

    A doctor goes into a sanitarium one day to check up on the patients. He sees they are all lined up with bathing suits on, jumping into the air and landing hard on the floor. He asks them what they are doing, and they all answer “We’re diving into the pool”. Only one of them…

  • Another Redneck Joke

    If you name your kids after dead family pets you just might be a redneck!

  • Flat Chested

    Your mama is so flat chested, the last time she had a breast was in a bucket at KFC.

  • DMV 2

    DMV jokes get old really fast. Unlike the DMV. You have to go through a special line to become old.

  • Brain Cell

    Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet. “Hello?” she cried…but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no answer…. Now the female brain cell…

  • Can’t Catch

    Knock knock Who’s there? can’t catch. can’t catch who? me, you can’t catch me!

  • Disk Care

    By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. 1. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up and stored in pencil holders. 2. Diskettes should be cleaned and waxed once a…

  • Clinton

    Most people worry about getting AIDS from sex. Bill Clinton worries about getting sex from aides.