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Jokes

  • The International Class Urine Contest

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    Every year the class of Ms. Marquez has a class urine contest. The goal is to be the one to pee the most. If you do, you win. There are four contestants. One is from Japan, another is from the United States, the next is from Mexico, and the last, but definitely not the least,…

  • I Do Again?

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    A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy, “So I hear you’re getting married?” “Yep!” “Do I know her?” “Nope!” “This woman, is she good looking?” “Not really.” “Is she a good cook?” “Naw, she can’t cook too well.” “Does she have lots of money?” “Nope! Poor as a church mouse.” “Well, then, is…

  • WOWOLFOL

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    What is represented by this? WOWOLFOL Wolf in sheep’s clothing (wool)!

  • Selling a Car

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    A blonde wanted to sell her car but failed many times. Even though the car looked pratically new it had over 400 000 miles on it. So she goes to a bar and theres a brunette sitting a few barstools away and she’s wearing mechanic’s overalls. They start talking and the blonde tells the brunette…

  • Secret Message

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    As part of his plan to let the Yanks know that he is not only still alive but ready to kick ass, Saddam sent a letter to George W Bush. The letter was immediately recognised as from the former dictator of Iraq and was detoxified and checked for explosives before being opened. In it was…

  • Dead

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    How can a person living in Minnesota be buried in Milwaukee?

  • You’re So Fat

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    You’re so fat, when you sleep over someone’s house, you sleep OVER someone’s house!

  • Married Couple

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    On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven’s Gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him.…

  • Gap

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    Yo mamma is so fat she walked into the GAP and filled it.

  • Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had no frontal lobe.

  • SCHEME

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    Can you decipher this phrase? SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME SCHEME Pyramid scheme!

  • A M$ Programmer in Hell

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    What really does happen to MS programmers once they die? Did you hear about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died? He found himself in front of a committee that decides whether you go to Heaven or Hell. The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and asked him if he wanted…