Jokes
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Are Dogs Welcome?
in JokesAre Dogs Welcome? A man wrote a letter to a small hotel located in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, “I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is very well behaved and well groomed. I would like to know if I would be permitted…
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Protestants
in JokesDuring the Irish Potato famine, a young Irish-Catholic woman was worried about the poverty of her family. She told her parents that she was going to America to seek her fortune. With many tears, they let her go. Years passed, and the woman returned home. She arrived in a private jet, dressed in a gorgeous…
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Pillow Cases
in JokesA stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, “You can’t take it with you.” After much thought and consideration, the old ambulance-chaser finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to…
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Alphabet Tea
in JokesIf you invited all the alphabet to tea who would be late? The letters ‘UVWXYZ’ because they all come after ‘T’.
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Before Hunting
in JokesWhat does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food? “Let us prey.”
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Cat on the Roof
in JokesA man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother hesitated, then said, “I’m so sorry, but while you were away, the cat died.” The man was very upset and…
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Entitled To One Phone Call
in JokesEntitled To One Phone Call Two teenagers were arrested for public lewdness and possession of marijuana when they were found naked, enjoying a joint on the edge of the fountain in the town square. The arresting officer, unable to reach their parents, gave them each one phone call. A half hour later, a man entered…
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Being Poor…er
in JokesYo mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
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Strawberry Fertilizer
in JokesA farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer,” the farmer replied. “What are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy. “Put it on strawberries,” answered the farmer. “You…