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Jokes

  • New Year’s Resolutions

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    As we all prepare to start a new year, it is time again to make those ever so important New Year’s Resolutions. Here is my list of recent years’ resolutions and the revised ones for 2006. Resolution #1 2003: I will try to be a better husband to Lisa. 2004: I will not leave Lisa.…

  • Red & Purple

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    Two ships, one carrying lots of red paint, the other carrying lots of purple paint, crashed on a desert island. The drivers are now marooned.

  • IDK

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    There was a blonde in Wal-mart and she went up to a man. The blonde said, “Hi! Do you know what IDK means?” The man said, “I don’t know.” Then the blonde said, “DARN! Nojoke knows!”

  • Vet Visit

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    Walking past a veterinary clinic, a woman noticed a small boy and his dog waiting outside. “Are you here to see Dr. Meyer?” she asked. “Yes,” the boy said. “I’m having my dog put in neutral.”

  • How to Punctuate #2

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    “Charles the First walked and talked half an hour after his head was cut off.” Make sense? It should be- “Charles the First walked and talked. Half an hour after, his head was cut off.”

  • Oh, Honey

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    A women said to her boyfriend “Oh, honey… are we doing anything this weekend?” Her boyfriend on the other side of the room said “Yeah, of course” The woman said “Oh, honey. That’s great! What are we doing?” “Sunday… it’s just you, me, the T.V., and that big comfy couch!” he said. “Oh, honey… does…

  • Two Theories

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    There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

  • Just A Weeeeee Bit

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    “An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he…

  • I Can Live With That!

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    One day, a man goes to a hotel. There is only one room left; room #30. Wondering what was the problem with that room, he agrees to use that room and is shown the room. He is left with a warning: To never look under the rug. That night, he can’t sleep. He’s wondering what’s…

  • Capitalization

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    Please properly capitalize the title of the joke and each sentence within the joke. Proper names should also be capitalized.

  • Good Deed Indeed

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    A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat, and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry for the frog, he reached down, gently took the frog from the snake, and set the frog free – but then he felt sorry for the snake. He looked…

  • In The Army

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    A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the Army. “But wait a minute,” said the listener, “She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too, won’t she?” “Sure,” replied the man. “Well? Won’t they find out?” “And who’s gonna tell?”