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Jokes

  • In The Army

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    A man was bragging about his sister who disguised herself as a man and joined the Army. “But wait a minute,” said the listener, “She’ll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too, won’t she?” “Sure,” replied the man. “Well? Won’t they find out?” “And who’s gonna tell?”

  • Lake

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    A busdriver was driving 50 kids to camp. They were passing a big deep lake that was beautiful and cyan. One kid asked the nice busdriver, “Can we go in that lake?” The busdriver replies “sure. can you swim?” The kids say, “Yes but only in very, very shallow water.” The busdriver never saw this…

  • “What Gifts?”

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    One day Tommy was sitting in class, the teacher came over and told him to go out in the hallway. He got mad and he didn’t move. Five minutes later, she came back over to him and tapped him on the shoulder. “I thought I told you to go out in the hallway.” “I did,”…

  • Unlikable

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    I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

  • Natural Sweets

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    Would you like some chocolate ice cream and lemonade? Yes? Ok! *shits* chocolate ice cream and *pisses* lemonade!that would be $5.00

  • I Ran Into…

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    BOB: Hey, I ran into George the other day. JOE: Oh, really? Was he happy to see you? BOB: Well, we were in our cars at the time…

  • One Wish

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    While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly a female Genie arose from the bottle and with a smile said: “Master, may I grant you one wish?” “You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don’t you know who I am? I don’t need any common woman…

  • I’ll Have To Trouble You Again

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    A fine-looking gentleman sat down in the main dining room of an expensive restaurant. He ordered a big dinner and spent an hour enjoying himself. After he was given the check, he summoned the head waiter. “Ah, my friend,” he said, “that was a delicious meal! Perhaps you don’t remember that I was a guest…

  • Cat or Wig? Brunette or Blond?

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    A blond goes up to a brunette that’s wearing a puffy wig with two green ribbons on each front side. The blond says “NICE CAT! HOW DID YOU GET IT TO BALANCE ON YOUR HEAD?” The brunette tears up and says “ITS A WIG! MY FRIENDS TOLD ME IT WAS IN FASHION AND I GUESS…

  • Hairy Butt

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    There once was a women who bought a new house but didn’t know what to name it. So she stuck her head out the window and heard Hairy Butt! So she decided to name the house Hairy Butt. Then sometime later she had a baby boy but didn’t know what to name it, so she…

  • Walking Tour

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    A blonde goes on vacation to New York and wants to take a tour. She goes to ask about the tours and says, “So, where can I catch the bus for the walking tour?”

  • Stuck in a Cell

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    Q: Imagine you are stuck in a cell, no windows, no doors pretty much nothing. How do you get out? A: -Stop imagining!-