Jokes
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Mirror Mirror
in JokesA woman went to shop for a mirror when she chanced upon an expensive one. When she asked why, the salesman told her it was magical, that if you recited a rhyme in front of it, your wishes would come true. The woman bought it and hung it on the door at home. Mirror Mirror…
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I Am Not Involved
in JokesA police man arrested a MBA marketing girl…. GIRL: I’M not involved in sex COP:Then what are you doing? GIRL: I am selling condoms and offering a free a trial
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Play As it Lays
in JokesBill and Ralph, both of equal ability, decide to have a round together and “play it as it lays” on all shots. Both hit their tee shots on the par-5 first hole down the middle and about 260 yards. They drive up for the second shot, and Bill hits his shot down the middle for…
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Reading the Bible
in Jokes“Why do you keep reading the Bible every day?” the teenage girl asked her grandfather. “Well, it’s a bit like cramming for your final exam,” said Granddad.
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Actual Headlines (3)
in JokesBritish Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Air Head Fired Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board Hospitals are Sued…
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Weigh To Go
in JokesA blonde, carrying a baby in her arms, enters a pharmacy and asks to use the infant scale to weigh the baby. The clerk explains that the infant scale is out for repair, but she could figure out the infant’s weight by weighing mother and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother…
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End to End
in JokesIf all those sweet young things were laid end to end â I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.
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You Say Potato…
in JokesA World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force. “In 1942,” he says, “the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember,” he continues, “one day I was protecting our bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared. At…