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Jokes

  • Shapin’ Up

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    An old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat, when his wife said, “Where are you going?” The elderly man replied, “To the doctor’s.” Surprised, his wife asked “Why, are you sick?” “No,” he said, “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.” With that, his equally…

  • What Should They Get

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    Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes: “A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?” After a very…

  • WAY Too Much Crime.

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    An American, a Russian, and an African were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds. He said, “We’re right over my homeland.” “How can you tell?” asked the American. “I can feel the cold air,” he replied. A few hours later…

  • Weight

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    Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in McDonalds, and lost 300 pounds.

  • The Doctors

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    Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They put up a sign reading: “Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.” The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: “Hysterias and Posteriors.” This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council,…

  • A Man’s Best Friend

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    A man phoned up an exclusive escort agency and asked for a woman. “No problem,” said the receptionist. “There’s just one thing,” said the man,”she has to be 6′ 6″ tall and weigh 48lbs.” “Mmm,let me see –yes we can do that for you, but it will be expensive,” said the receptionist. “That’s o.k,” said…

  • Trix are For Kids

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    A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, “Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You’ll feel so much better!” The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint,…

  • The Pregnant Women

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    There was a pregnant women. On the way to the hospital, she got into a wreck. When she woke up her babies were already born. She asked the docter if she could see her babies. He said yes, and don’t worry your brother named them. The pregnant woman freaked out and said her brother was…

  • Dog

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    One night a little boy was left alone at home for the weekend. Before leaving his mother told him, “if you get scared put your hand under bed and let the dog lick your hand. Then you will know you are safe.” So during the night the little boy heard a drip drip drip sound.…

  • F- UCK

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    What starts with the letter F and ends in UCK? FiretrUCK

  • Sausage-Collection

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    Patient:”Doctor,my wife thinks I’m crazy because I like sausages.” Psychiatrist: “Rubbish! I like sausages too.” Patient: Good,you should come and see my collection. I’ve got hundreds.”

  • Sleepy Dog

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    One afternoon, a woman was in her back yard hanging laundry when a tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. The woman could tell from the dog’s collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when she walked into the house, the dog followed her, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a…