Jokes
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Do Ya Wanna Dance?
in JokesA couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session. The rabbi asks if they have any final questions. The man asks, “Is it true that men and women don’t dance together?” “Yes,” says the rabbi, “For modesty reasons, men and women dance separately.” “So I can’t dance with…
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You Might be a Redneck If . . .
in JokesYou might be a redneck if . . . you have been married three times and you still have the same in-laws, You think TACO BELL is a Mexican Phone Company, Your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign on the back, You think Possum is “The Other White Meat”, You hooked up with your…
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Letters to a landlord
in JokesExcerpts from actual letters sent to landlords Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting…
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40 YEARS OLD!!!
in Jokes(This joke was copied from the “Fresh Price of Bel Air” show and are not my original jokes). 40 is the begining…. the begining of the end. 40 is the begining of life. Did I say life?… i meant gum disease!
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More Idiots!
in JokesIdiot #1 Yankton, South Dakota: A woman was arrested at her step son’s Boy Scout meeting. While watching a policeman demonstrate his drug dog’s ability, the dog found a bag of grass in her purse. Idiot #2 A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it.…
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The Rabbi and the pious man
in JokesA Rabbi was walking home from the Temple and a pious and learned man who could usually beat the rabbi in religious arguments. The rabbi started walking faster so that he could catch up to his friend, when he was horrified to see his friend go into a Chinese restaurant (not a kosher one). Standing…
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Engineers
in JokesOne day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. The car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, “I think a rod broke.” The Chemical Engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the end, I don’t think it’s getting gas.” The Electrical Engineer said,…
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But….he Made His Own Lunch!!
in JokesOnce there were 3 guys, a Cuban, an American, and an Italian. So they worked together,and it was lunch time, so the American opens his lunch box and sees peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and he says, “If I get a peanut-butter jelly sandwich one more time I’m going to kill myself.” Then the Italian opens…