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Jokes

  • The United States Treasury…

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    The United States Treasury has announced they are recalling the new Minnesota quarters. We are recalling all of the new Minnesota quarters that were recently issued, Treasury Undersecretary said in a press conference Monday. This comes in the wake of numerous reports to this agency that the quarters will not work in parking meters, toll…

  • Excuses- Part 1

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    Here are some excuses for if someone asks you to do something with them… I’d love to but… I have to floss my cat. I’d love to but… I’ve dedicated my life to linguini. I’d love to but… I want to spend more time with my blender. I’d love to but… The President said he…

  • Be Kind

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    Bumper sticker: BE KIND TO animalS. HUG A HOCKEY PLAYER.

  • The Whole Tooth

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    What does the dentist of the year get? ..A little plaque.

  • Yo Mama So Fat

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    Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a whole episode off MTV’s grand finale of Making the Van!

  • Superhero Jokes

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    Q: Where is Spiderman’s home page? A: On the world wide web. Q: Why is Superman stupid? A: Because he wears his underwear over his pants. Q: Why is Batman more stupid? A: Because he wears his underwear over his pants and puts on a belt over his underwear. Q: Why is Robin even more…

  • Pigeon and Woodpecker

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    Did you hear about the scientist who crossed a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker? He got a bird that not only delivers messages to their destination but knocks on the door when it gets there.

  • Airplane on the Sabbath

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    Q: Is one permitted to ride in an airplane on the Sabbath? A: Yes, as long as your seat belt remains fastened. In this case, it is considered that you are not riding, you are wearing the plane.

  • Rejection Lines

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    10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in ‘Deliverance.’ 9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don’t want to do my dad. 8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.…

  • Rabinovich

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    Post-Soviet Russia. Rabinovich calls the Pamyat headquarters: “Is it true that we Jews sold out Mother Russia?” In return he hears an affirmation accompanied by antisemitic slurs. “Oh good. So where can I get my share?”

  • You Know You’re From Oklahoma

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    You know you’re from Oklahoma if: a tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. you ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day. you…

  • How Many Dominicans?

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    How many Dominicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Dominican one to hold the bulb and Dominican two to turn Dominican one