Jokes
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Being Poor…er
in JokesYo mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
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Strawberry Fertilizer
in JokesA farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer,” the farmer replied. “What are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy. “Put it on strawberries,” answered the farmer. “You…
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Tired Out?
in JokesA teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges, when she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30am the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked her, “What time…
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T.V. Audience
in JokesAt the end of a T.V. show, why do they say “filmed in front of a live audience?” Well, it wouldn’t be a dead audience, would it?
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Time
in JokesA man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence. Calling out to the patient, the man says, “Pardon me, sir, but do you…
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The Fit Club
in Jokes“You’re in incredible shape,” the doctor said. “How old are you again?” “I am 78,” said the man. “78!” remarked the doctor. “How do you stay so healthy? You look like a 60-year-old.” “Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got married that whenever she got mad she would go into the…
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You Know You’re Living in 2004 When…
in Jokes1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch…
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Things You Learn From Video Games
in JokesThings You Learn from Video Games There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force. If it moves, DESTROY IT! Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training. One lone “good guy” can defeat an infinite number of “badguys.” Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground. You can break things…