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Jokes

  • 1957…Remember?

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    The following were some comments made in the year 1957: (1) “I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.00.” (2) “Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long when $5,000 will only…

  • Another Usage of Wocka?

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    Post rejected Braingle brain teasers here.

  • Chuck Norris Facts: 10

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    Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the “Circle of Life.” If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he’d win. Period. Chuck…

  • Mommy?

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    What did the porcupine say to the cactus? “Is that you, mommy?”

  • Oh Magnolia!

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    A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shrivelled and it appeared to be on its last legs. She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation. “Oh, I know exactly what’s wrong with your magnolia tree, ma’am,”…

  • Fast Food Frog

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    Question: What did the frog order at McDonald’s? Answer: An order of french flies and a diet croak!!

  • Stay Away!

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    What did one virus say to the other virus? Keep away from me, I think I’ve got penicillin!

  • The Olympics

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    Does it seem strange to you that the Olympics, the oldest and most famous sporting event, is the one televised event that the competitors don’t get cash. In fact, if you have ever made any money at all of your sport, you are disqualified. Its like, you win a gold medal and your like “So,…

  • Flight 2341

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    “Flight 2341, for noise abatement, turn right 45 degrees.” “But Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?” “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?”

  • The Chicken At The Movies

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    A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets. “Who’s the other ticket for?” the ticket girl asked. “For my pet chicken,” he said, pointing to the bird. “I’m sorry,” the girl tells him, “but we don’t allow animals in the theater.” The man…

  • Amazing Facts 24

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    IN 24 HOURS AVERAGE HUMAN 1) HEART beats 103,689 times. 2) LUNGS respire 23,045 times. 3) BLOOD flows 1,680,000 miles. 4) NAILS grow 0.00007 inches. 5) HAIR grows 0.01715 inches. 6) Take 2.9 pounds WATER (including all liquids.) 7) Take of 3.25 pounds FOOD. 8) Breathes 438 cubic feet AIR. 9) Lose 85.60 joke TEMPERATURE.…

  • Pretentions – Or, Do Not Assume!

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    It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a woman rushed to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her aside, and said, “It’s all right honey, I’ve…