Jokes
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Secret Message
in JokesAs part of his plan to let the Yanks know that he is not only still alive but ready to kick ass, Saddam sent a letter to George W Bush. The letter was immediately recognised as from the former dictator of Iraq and was detoxified and checked for explosives before being opened. In it was…
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You’re So Fat
in JokesYou’re so fat, when you sleep over someone’s house, you sleep OVER someone’s house!
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Married Couple
in JokesOn their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside Heaven’s Gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wondered if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally showed up and they asked him.…
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
in JokesWhy did the chicken cross the road? Because it had no frontal lobe.
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A M$ Programmer in Hell
in JokesWhat really does happen to MS programmers once they die? Did you hear about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died? He found himself in front of a committee that decides whether you go to Heaven or Hell. The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and asked him if he wanted…
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Why Does a Duck Cross the Street?
in JokesWhy does a duck cross the street? Because it was the chicken’s and turkey’s day off.
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Stupid Robbers III
in Jokes(Washington DC): A man convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a check – a forged check. He got 10 years. (Virginia): A man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a…