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Jokes

  • PARTY!!

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    My 4 year old brother just had a birthday. At his birthday party he invited all his friends and a clown for the entertainment. The clown didn’t have too many options for entertaining 4 year olds, so he figured a nice game of Simon Says would be fun. “Simon says, ‘Point to your nose.’” The…

  • Toaster Oven

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    One of my daughter’s wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. “Get the owner’s manual!” her husband shouted. “I can’t find it anywhere!” she cried, searching through the box. “Oops!” came a voice from the kitchen. “Well,…

  • New Order

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    A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.” The next day…

  • Justin Boobie

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    Justin Beiber doesn’t need mic to sing , no one needs mic for lip-syncing . Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road? A:To get away from Justin Bieber!!! JUSTIN: mom i think i finally hit puberty MOM: really? how do u know? JUSTIN: I’m bleeding from my vagina. Stop making fun of him. Every…

  • 10 Signs to See If Your Kid is a Nerd.

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    10. Likes people that oppress him: teachers, parents, principals, police, and authority figures. 9. Is overly enthusiastic about ‘Dungeons and Dragons’ and other role playing games. 8. Very familiar with megahertz, wears glasses and, can quote scripture. 7. Frequently speaks of martial arts, but still gets beaten up. 6. Says ‘Whom’ instead of ‘Who.’ 5.…

  • Cheating On Your Husband

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    A husband & wife are talking. Husband: “How many times have you cheated on me?” Wife: “Only twice.” Husband: “Tell me about them.” Wife: “Remember when you were very sick, and we didn’t have money to pay for the doctor? Well, I slept with him.” Husband: “That’s not so bad; and the other?” Wife: “Remember…

  • Car Ride

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    A Mexican and an Iraqi terrorist are in a car. Who’s driving? Answer: The police.

  • #11 Redneck

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    You know you’re a redneck if you would rather your son have his own hunting show than become a doctor.

  • Pointless

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    If you were any more pointless, you would be a circle.

  • Am I Dead

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    Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl standing in front of his bed. “What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? and who are you?” he asked. “This is not…

  • Max

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    There was a stupid boy named Max. His dad wanted to see what he would do if he gave him a dollar, so Max’s dad gave him a dollar the next day. Max was so excited. As he walked to school that day, the dollar in his hand, a little girl came up to him…

  • You Wanna Brag?

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    A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off…