Jokes
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Tsunami Mommy
in JokesYo Momma’s so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, people head for higher ground.
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The NEW Star Trek Meets M$ Episode
in JokesStar Trek… The Lost Episode ——————————————————— Recent reports of a lost episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation have finally been confirmed. And now, for your reading pleasure, we are proud to present the entire transcript. Enjoy! ——————————————————— The crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise have encountered the Borg. Picard: “Mr. LaForge, have you had any…
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Unpushed Door
in JokesWhat door cannot be pushed, even by 10 people simultaneously? The door that says: PULL
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Clean Lines
in Jokes“Cleanliness is next to Godliness” Why do they say that? I looked it up in the dictionary, “goggles” is next to “godliness”; cleanliness is next to claustrophobia.
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An Invitation
in JokesThis 4-year-old kid is sitting on the couch watching T.V. silently, with an angry look on his face. After a while, his mother notices this and asks him, “Why the long face?” “Well, Mommy, I know that you invited everyone to your wedding. You invited grandpa, grandma, my uncle, your friends and all . .…
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Don’t Have a Title
in JokesJames Bond: “My name is Bond” Continuing in his inimitable style, “……James Bond.” Then Bond asks: “And you?” Telugu Guy: “My name is Rao… Siva Rao… Samba Siva Rao… Venkata Samba Siva Rao… Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao… Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao… Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao… Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda…
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Fire and Water
in JokesA mathematician, an engineer and a chemist are at a conference. They are staying in adjoining rooms. One evening they are downstairs in the bar. The mathematician goes to bed first. The chemist goes next, followed a minute or two later by the engineer. The chemist notices that in the corridor outside their rooms a…
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We Need One Of These In Every Store
in JokesEmployee: *making out a rain check* “Okay, so I’m just going to look on the computer and check if any other locations have this item.” Nice customer: “Okay, thanks.” Angry customer: “Stop f***ing socializing and do your g**d*** job!” Employee: “Sir, please don’t be abusive, I’m just checking our other loc-” Angry customer: “I don’t…
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Some Exam Answers
in JokesSome oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it’s brother against brother. In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H’s as O’s. Clouds are high-flying fogs. Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not…
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Constitution
in JokesWhy did our founding fathers expressed equality, but the constitution says people born in other countries can’t be president?
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Did You See That?
in JokesTwo guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,” the first guy says. “Oh,” says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, the first guy says, “Did you see that?” “See what?” the second guy asks. “Are…