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Jokes

  • How to Solve the War in Iraq

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    WARNING- this is very racial. Please forgive me if it offends you, but its true when you think about it. Since we have so many Mexicans saying,”o we want to serve you americans, work in america…”,why dont we just put them in the army. We give them our supplies. They go, jump the border like…

  • John

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    Mr. Smith: “So, Mr. Jones, how’s your son John?” Mr. Jones: “He’s at Harvard right now.” Mr. Smith: “Oh, really?! Well, congratulations! What’s he studying?” Mr. Jones: “Oh, he’s not studying anything. They’re studying him.”

  • Bad Tattoos

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    The thing you need to focus on in your 20’s is not getting a bad tattoo. You don’t want to be 40 and going, “No, dude, it was different back then – everyjoke loved SpongeBob.”

  • Olden Days

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    The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names. He jokingly told them that in his day…

  • Rocket Science

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    As part of a class project, the teacher had every student create a model rocket. When she was teaching them about how the rockets lift into the air, some kids seemed to be confused. She scolded them yelling, “It’s not that hard! It’s not rocket science!”

  • blond

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    How many blondes does it take to put in a light bulb? 1000. 1 to screw in the light bulb

  • Just Fission

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    One day, a reporter for a suburban newspaper happened upon a construction site with a sign that ominously warned: “DANGER. RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS.” Driven by the prospect of a hard-hitting expose, he made a quick call to his editor, then returned to the scene to investigate. The construction supervisor looked unhappy to see him; “I’ll tell…

  • Lawyers Robbed

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    A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape. “It ain’t so bad,” one crook noted. “We got $50 between us.” The boss screamed: “I warned you to stay clear of lawyers….…

  • Crazy Mixed-up Pup

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    Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries. Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed. Pekinese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog. Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean…

  • Redneck Books

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    “Rusty Bed Spings” by I.P Nitely “Fell off a Cliff” By Ilene Dover “Bounce of a Brick Wall” by Rick O’Shey “Mini Skirts” by Seymour Buttz “Race to the Outhouse” By Willie Makit” and last but not least “Guide to One Night Stands” by Juan Teboneya”

  • Great Thinkers of Our Time

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    Great Thinkers of Our Time? Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” — Miss…

  • Funny Yo Momma Jokes!

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    Yo Momma so heavy that she sank the Titanic. Yo Momma so stupid that she came up to George Bush and called him gay and Hitler #2. Yo Momma so old that she saw Abraham Lincoln die. Yo Momma so slow that she was mistaken for a rock. Yo Momma so stupid that she thinks…