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Jokes

  • Fritzchen III

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    The teacher asks: “Fritzchen, what is the difference between capitalism and socialism?” Fritz replies: “Capitalism is the exploitation of man by man. Under socialism, it is the other way around.”

  • Doesn’t Mix Well

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    A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up, and inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is asked to make a statement. “Okay, Phillips,” says the investigator, “you were near the scene – what happened?” “Well, it’s like this. Old Fred Wilson was in the mixing…

  • Alibaba….

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    One day, three friends met at an inn after not seeig each other for a very long time. They chatted for an hour or so, and then the topic turned to their wives. A: You know, something strange happened during my wife’s delivery. She was reading a book called “The Two Brothers” before her delivery…

  • What is the Diffrence

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    What is the difference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trousers and Superman wears it over the trousers.

  • What Shall I Wear Today?

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    Policeman to woman he’s just stopped for speeding – “As soon as I saw you coming round the corner, I said to myself, ‘Must be 55 at least’.” “It’s this dress, officer – it always make me look older!”

  • Doctor,Doctor!

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    1.Doctor, Doctor! My son swallowed a pen, what should I do? Use a pencil instead! 2.Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m getting shorter! You’ll just have to be a little patient. 3.Doctor, Doctor! I’m invisible! I’m sorry, sir, I can’t see you right now.

  • Mom’s Definitions

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    AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets. ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up after itself. APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. BABY: 1. Dad, when he gets a cold. 2. Mom’s youngest child, even if…

  • Two Eskimos

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    Two Eskimos sitting in their boat were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the boat, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

  • New Bowling Rules

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    Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the “overs”. When your team is about 10 marks down in the 8th or 9th frame, you can invoke the…

  • What Do You Call

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    What is Jewish beer called? He Brew!!

  • Who Wuz it Some Girl

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    Q. What’s the difference between Bill and Monica. A. One can’t come clean and the other one can’t clean cum. Q. What’s Monica’s favorite instrument? A. She’s good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ! Q. How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history? A. The President after Bush Q. What’s the new…

  • What’s YOUR Problem?

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    I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else.