Jokes
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The Book Has the Answer
in JokesA man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He doesn’t know what to do and is seriously contemplating suicide. He goes to the rabbi to seek his advice. He tells the rabbi about all of his problems in the business and asks the rabbi what…
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How Does Sherlock Sneeze?
in JokesBrad: Chad, how does Sherlock Holmes sneeze? Chad: A clue ! A clue!
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My Mexican Guy
in JokesWhat do you say to Mexican with a high salary? Can I have ketchup on those fries?
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Two More Words
in JokesA New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that…
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A Talking Horse
in JokesA jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him, “Hey – come over here, buddy.” The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, “Were you talking to me?” The horse replies, “Sure was, man. I’ve got a problem. I won…
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Turkey Football
in JokesA pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive…
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Conway’s Law
in JokesIn any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
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Socialism
in JokesTwo Berlin children spoke to each other over the wall. The little girl in the West says, while eating a banana, “Look – I have a banana.” The boy in the East doesn’t want to be inferior to her in anything and says, full of pride: “We have socialism.” The girl counters: “So, we’ll have…
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Heaven and Hell
in JokesHeaven is where the police are British, the cooks French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German, and it is all organized by the Italians.