Jokes
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Turkey Football
in JokesA pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive…
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Conway’s Law
in JokesIn any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.
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Socialism
in JokesTwo Berlin children spoke to each other over the wall. The little girl in the West says, while eating a banana, “Look – I have a banana.” The boy in the East doesn’t want to be inferior to her in anything and says, full of pride: “We have socialism.” The girl counters: “So, we’ll have…
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Heaven and Hell
in JokesHeaven is where the police are British, the cooks French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German, and it is all organized by the Italians.
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In The Desert
in JokesA man was walking through the desert, when he found a woman buried up to her neck. The woman asks him to dig her out, and he says, “What’s in it for me?” She replies, “Sand.”
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Yo Mamma 2…
in JokesHere are some more for you… Yo momma’s so stupid she failed a survey. Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building and she got lost on the way down. Yo momma’s so stupid I saw her jumping up and down, and she said she forgot to shake the…
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19 Ways To Annoy/Confuse Santa Claus
in Jokes19 Ways To Annoy/Confuse Santa Claus ———————————————————- 1.) Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2.) While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3.) Leave him a note, explaining that…
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Paki Joke (no Offense to Pakies)
in JokesA Pakistani guy named Abdul was ringing in flour at his grocery store, and the bag broke, covering him with flour. Abdul rushes home to take a shower. He enters his house and his wife says to him, “Abdul, you’re white, what happened to you?” Abdul says “I was ringing in flour, the bag broke,…
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Good Business Man
in JokesI went to a money-making seminar. This man had so much bling he sparkled. I could tell he knew how to make money. He was telling the story of how he worked his way up the corporate ladder from a lowly mail boy, to cubicle, to corner office, to the president of his own very…
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Shoplifter
in JokesA shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?” The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the…