Jokes
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Paki Joke (no Offense to Pakies)
in JokesA Pakistani guy named Abdul was ringing in flour at his grocery store, and the bag broke, covering him with flour. Abdul rushes home to take a shower. He enters his house and his wife says to him, “Abdul, you’re white, what happened to you?” Abdul says “I was ringing in flour, the bag broke,…
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Good Business Man
in JokesI went to a money-making seminar. This man had so much bling he sparkled. I could tell he knew how to make money. He was telling the story of how he worked his way up the corporate ladder from a lowly mail boy, to cubicle, to corner office, to the president of his own very…
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Shoplifter
in JokesA shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?” The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the…
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Short Jokes 3
in Jokes51. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? A: An interpreter. 52. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. 53. Q: How do you change a blonde’s mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. 54. Q: What do…
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Football Pep Rally For the Deaf
in JokesOne day at a school for the deaf (hearing impaired), they decide to have one of the students lead a pep rally for the football team. Here’s how it went. Rally leader: What are we gonna do? Ralliers: Defeat them! RL: I can’t hear you! R: Defeat them! RL: I can’t hear you! R: Defeat…
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Gas Company
in JokesTwo gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they…
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1980 Olympics
in JokesAt the 1980 Olympics, Brezhnev begins his speech. “O!” – applause. “O!” – more applause. “O!” – yet more applause. “O!” – an ovation. “O!!!” – the whole audience stands up and applauds. An aide comes running to the podium and whispers, “Leonid Ilyich, that’s the Olympic rings, you don’t need to read it!”
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Ouch, My Head!
in JokesJack told me you told him that I told you that he was ugly, and I told you not to tell him I told you that! It’s his fault! I told him not to tell you I told him what you told me! Well, don’t let it happen again–and don’t tell him I told you…
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Look Out For Cops
in JokesA blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on. After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s seen any cops. “Yes,” says the blonde. “Are their lights on?” The blonde has to…