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Jokes

  • 1980 Olympics

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    At the 1980 Olympics, Brezhnev begins his speech. “O!” – applause. “O!” – more applause. “O!” – yet more applause. “O!” – an ovation. “O!!!” – the whole audience stands up and applauds. An aide comes running to the podium and whispers, “Leonid Ilyich, that’s the Olympic rings, you don’t need to read it!”

  • Ouch, My Head!

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    Jack told me you told him that I told you that he was ugly, and I told you not to tell him I told you that! It’s his fault! I told him not to tell you I told him what you told me! Well, don’t let it happen again–and don’t tell him I told you…

  • Look Out For Cops

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    A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on. After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s seen any cops. “Yes,” says the blonde. “Are their lights on?” The blonde has to…

  • Snowmen vs Snowwomen

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    Q: What’s the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen? A: Snowballs

  • Functions

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    The word ‘function’ should never function as a verb.

  • Church Gasser

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    Did you know that if you fart in church you have to sit in your own pew?

  • To Catch a Thief

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    Four teenagers were arrested in the parking lot of a large mall in Lakeland, Fla. just before Christmas. In an attempt to steal an automobile at random, they tried to break into a police van containing three officers on a stakeout.

  • Lending Results

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    If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again… It was probably worth it.

  • Exercizing on Your Mama

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    yo mama is so fat people run around her for exercize

  • KGB in Communism

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    Will there be KGB in communism? As you know, in communism, the state will be abolished, together with its means of suppression. People will know how to arrest themselves.

  • Boodler the Dickless Dick

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    one day boodler is walking down the street minding his own (porn) business when suddenly a shady figure drags him into the alley. the huge man rapes poor boodler with his freakishly large 20 inch cock. boodler squeals like a pig. no one comes to help or look as the town is familiar with the…

  • The Typewriter

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    A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter”. The child told…