Jokes
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Horseback riding
in JokesJoe: Hi Jack. How did you like horseback riding? Jack: Not that much. The problem was that the horse was too polite. Joe: Polite? Jack: Yep. When we reached the fence he let me go over first.
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The Doctor VIII
in JokesTwo friends, who haven’t met for a couple of years, are catching up with each other’s news. One says, “And then the doctor said he’d have me back on my feet in a fortnight!” His pal says, “Well, did he?” “He sure did, I had to sell my car to pay him!”
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Password Stars
in JokesA blond employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password. “The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says. “Those asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read…
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Leroy
in JokesA woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids… “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL YOURS???” “Yep they are all mine,” the flustered mumma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, “Sit down Leroy. All the children rush to find seats. “Well,” says the social worker,…
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The Blond Band
in JokesOne day, a blond put an advert in the library to start a marching band. 20 other blonds saw this advert and signed up. At their first destination they played “Oh, when the saints”. At their second destination they played the same song. At their third destination they played the same song yet again! When…
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Carrots and Peas
in JokesWhy did the kid like the bowl of carrots and peas? Because he could eat every carrot and pea in the bowl.
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Wife’s Plight
in JokesWife: I always bring your picture with me everyday when I go to the office. Husband: Oh. That must be because you love me so much. Wife: No, it’s because whenever I see your picture, I realize that however hard the problem is in office, I’m lucky with my work because there is a much…