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Jokes

  • Berlin Wall

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    How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it.

  • Take A Look!

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    Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying a strong sarsaparilla in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an Indian’s head under his arm. The barman shakes his hand and says, “I hate Indians; last week they burnt…

  • STEPPETSPETS

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    What is represented by this? STEPPETSPETS One step forward, two steps back!

  • Will

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    She left him because he had a will of his own. And it wasn’t made out to her!

  • How Many Irishmen…

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    How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 50… 1 to hold the lightbulb, and 49 to drink ’till the room spins!

  • Spining Peas

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    What do you get when you see peas spinning in circles? World Peace (whirled peas)

  • Stressed or Just Stupid?

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    The pressure of a workday can bring out the weirdness in people. Possibilities for stupidity are endless. Here are some real conversations: Boss: “You make too many mistakes! You’re not very consistent.” Cube Dweller: “Well, you can’t be consistent all the time.” Cashier: “And what form of payment will you be using today?” Customer: “Money.”…

  • Beer, Cheese and Sex

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    What Men Want More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified cigars. Public beer fountains. Kitty catapults. All day happy hour at a lesbian Hooters. Wet T-shirt Fridays. Replace NFL linebackers with genetically bred velociraptors. Rocket boots. Machine gun camp. NASA space shuttle races. Sledgehammer boxing. Girlfriend TiVO so you can pause, rewind, and delete…

  • Deep Puddle

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    A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. “Think it’s safe to cross?” the man asked. “I reckon so,” replied the farmer. The car was immediately swallowed by…

  • Magic Car

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    Did you hear about the magic car? It turned into a driveway!

  • Corny Jokes

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    Here is a series of jokes my friend told me. They were hilarious, and I thought I should share it with everyone. Apologies for any dupes. You: Want to hear a corny joke? Them: Ok You: Where do you plant corns in a farm? Them: Don’t know. Where? You: At the CORNers You: Do you…

  • Comrade Lev

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    Q: Comrade Lev, why now, just when things are getting better for your people, are you applying for an exit visa to make aliyah to Israel? A: Well, comrade, there are two reasons. One is that my next-door neighbor is Pamyat and he tells me that after they get rid of you communists, they are…